Waking up from cryosleep with a boner that could crack the glass on your pod is just... chef's kiss. Star Mission doesn't pretend to be anything other than what it is, a future where you're literally the last dick standing and every woman on this ship hasn't been touched in who knows how long. The first officer finds you, all business in her tight uniform, and within three dialogue boxes she's on her knees. No preamble. No "let's get to know each other." Just straight to deepthroat like she's been practicing on a cucumber for centuries.

The art has this rough hentai quality that somehow makes everything hotter. Not polished at all, lines are kinda thick and the shading is whatever, but when that redhead engineer bends over the console and you see the way her pussy gets framed by those poorly drawn thighs... it works. It absolutely works. The facial animations during cumshots are especially janky in the best way, eyes going slightly crossed, tongue out like she's catching snowflakes. There's this one scene with the captain where she rides you reverse cowgirl and her boobs, which are ridiculously big, clip through her own arms. I laughed. Then I kept going.

The anal scene comes out of nowhere. One minute you're doing some half baked dating sim dialogue about engine repairs, next thing she's bent over a crate doing that look back at it thing and suggesting you try the "other docking port." I mean, points for creativity with the space puns I guess. The creampie endings feel genuinely earned somehow, even though the whole game is basically a series of increasingly desperate women throwing themselves at you. My only real complaint is the doggystyle positioning feels off, like the artist couldn't quite figure out where hips connect. But then the cumshot lands and it's this absurd rope across her face that defies physics and I forget what I was mad about. The game knows what it is. Respect.