lol who even makes a game called test millionare toilets like the tags are a fever dream quiz hentai meet and fuck tv show... my brain just short circuited

so josh has a big house and a car or whatever and i gotta help him win money on that tv show. the questions. THE QUESTIONS. one was literally about toilet brush history and i clicked wrong and this hot girl on the screen just... her face went from to in one frame. the disappointment was so real i felt it in my balls. the minigame part is basically just picking answers while these hentai drawings stare at you. sometimes her shirt gets looser when you get three right in a row. there's this weird tension like she might actually flash if you hit the million but honestly i kept failing at the stupid toilet trivia. who wrote this. who sat down and thought yes, the meet and fuck fantasy needs plumbing knowledge.

the art is janky in that specific way where the boobs are drawn with more love than the faces. one scene after a correct answer her skirt just... evaporated? no animation, just gone. and josh's smug grin stays exactly the same. i laughed so hard i snorted. the quiz part feels like someone copied random facts from a bathroom reader and slapped tits on it. there's a moment where you get a question about bidets and if you nail it she does this little shimmy that's honestly hotter than it has any right to be. but then the next question is about tax law and my boner died instantly. the meet and fuck tag is doing heavy lifting here, it's more like meet and watch her get slightly less clothed while you stress about general knowledge. the tv show host voice lines are muffled like they were recorded in a closet. i kinda respect the chaos though. it's not trying to be good. it's trying to be horny and confusing and it nailed both. the millionare spelling in the title is sending me.