The first thing that hits you is how cheap the whole setup feels, like someone duct taped a flash game from 2007 onto a fever dream about Metroid. Samus is there, stripped of her power suit, and the game wastes zero time making that the entire point. You get a laser gun, she gets to dodge or not dodge, and the "shooter" part is basically a thin excuse to see her clothes fall off in chunks. I respect the honesty, honestly.

The strip mechanic is weirdly satisfying in a broken way. You shoot these little floating orbs or whatever, and each hit peels another layer. The cake tag? Yeah, there's a literal cake at some point, and if you miss too many shots she ends up covered in it. I don't know why that's a thing, but it is, and it made me laugh harder than it should have. The creamp tag is there too, but it's more of a reward screen than an actual animation. You get a static image and a "good job" vibe. The maneuver part is just moving left and right to line up shots, nothing fancy, and half the time the hitbox feels like it's lying to you.

What I wish was different: the game never lets you fail in a fun way. You can miss forever and nothing bad happens, she just stands there looking bored. Also the alternatives tag? No idea what that means here. Maybe alternate outfits? Never saw one. The whole thing runs in browser, no install, which is nice for a quick session but also means it resets every time you close the tab. I forgot to mention the shooter part is actually kind of relaxing once you stop caring about the score. Like a weird zen garden where the flowers are boobs.