The first time Bony bends over a suspect to frisk him, her tits practically spill out of that tiny bikini top, and you know exactly what kind of beat this is. The animation is janky as hell, her elbow clips through her own ribcage for a split second, but the physics on those things when she leans forward? Somebody spent way too long tweaking the jiggle values while completely ignoring how her feet connect to the ground. Priorities, I guess.

Tubbs is there too, I think. He mostly stands around with this dead eyed expression while Bony does all the actual work, which feels like a deliberate choice. The whole thing has this weird energy like someone took a bootleg Miami Vice VHS, spilled something sticky on it, and then digitized whatever was left. Cheech and Chong show up as judges for some reason, and their dialogue is just... I don't know what I expected. They say things that barely qualify as sentences while Bony demonstrates her interrogation techniques on a perp named Charlie. The voice acting, if you can call it that, sounds like it was recorded through a pillow in someone's bathroom.

The masturbation scenes unlock way too early, like before you've even figured out what the actual gameplay loop is supposed to be. Not that there's much of one. You click around, things happen, Bony loses more clothing. The rough stuff comes in later, and it's surprisingly intense for how unpolished everything else is. There's this one moment where the camera just refuses to focus on anything useful and you're stuck staring at a pixelated shoulder while the audio keeps going, which honestly adds to the whole fever dream quality. The hard sex tag isn't lying, but the presentation makes it feel almost accidental, like you weren't supposed to see this part. The bikini never really comes all the way off, just gets pushed aside in ways that defy fabric physics.