The "Award for Most Shamelessly Recycled Animation" goes to this Midna thing, no contest. I've dropped more cash on gacha pulls for a single jpeg than this entire game probably cost to make, and I can spot reused assets from orbit. The whole thing feels like someone took a previous Zelda parody, swapped the model, and called it a day. You poke her, she wiggles, the same three looped moans play. It's the porn equivalent of a microwaved dinner. But here's the thing, I still clicked through every single option. Twice. The redhead imp design, with that weird broken helmet and the glowing tattoos, just does something to my lizard brain. The POV is locked in, staring up at her while she smirks, and the xray toggle is a feature I wish every single lewd game had, even if it's janky here. Seeing the internal outline during the titfuck is a nice touch, a little schematic of depravity.

The anal scene is where I got genuinely annoyed though. The angle is terrible, you can barely see the action because the camera is glued to a spot that makes no sense. I kept clicking around, hoping for a hidden button to shift the view, but nope. You're stuck with a view of her back and a vague suggestion of movement. Then, without any real buildup, you're at the cumshot phase. The climax mechanic is just a meter you fill by rubbing, and then you get to paint her. The splatter effect is actually decent, sticks to her skin and the stone floor in a way that feels more polished than the rest of the game. It's weird. The whole thing is a five minute loop of jank and recycled bits, but that final messy image is probably going to live rent free in my head for a week. I wish there was more to do with her hands, maybe a different position, but I know this is all we're getting. A quick, dirty, and strangely memorable fap that I'm almost embarrassed to have enjoyed.