Link has had a lot of fan porn over the years, but this one is very specifically about that weird, horny question most Twilight Princess players had and never said out loud: what if Midna stopped being a snarky little gremlin and just became a total cock-obsessed slut for him. The game leans into that fantasy without shame. There’s no dungeon puzzle, no wolf stealth, no nothing. It throws you straight into a scene where Midna is basically presenting herself like “ok hero, I’m your quest reward now, use me however you want.” She still has that smug vibe, just twisted into something sexual. The way she looks at Link’s dick feels like she’s judging and worshipping it at same time, like “this is pathetic” and then she chokes on it until her mascara would run, if she had any. It fits her character in this strange way: she always played with him, now she plays with his cock.

The actual interaction is simple but kind of honest about what people really come here for. You bounce between her jerking him off with those small tits barely doing anything except jiggling cutely, her swallowing him down her throat like she’s trying to prove a point, and then the real meat of it: pussy and anal. There’s this nice little rhythm where you switch from her grinding on him, wet and needy, to her getting it in the ass and suddenly the smug queen of shadows is clenching and gasping like she’s not actually in control at all. When you push for deepthroat, her whole body angle shifts like she’s trying to get every last centimeter in and there’s this specific moment where she pauses, eyes a bit crossed, and then takes that final push. It’s goofy and hot at same time. The climax stuff has that classic old-school flash-game cruelty: “where do you want to ruin her, hero?” You can paint her face, fill her pussy, fill her ass, cover her body, basically treat her like a living cum target. The creampie shots hit that fanfiction fantasy of Link finally not being the clueless virgin, just blasting loads into a princess who is begging for more like she doesn’t care about Hyrule at all. It’s trashy, it’s blunt, it doesn’t pretend to be romantic. Honestly I wish there was at least one tiny nod to an actual story choice or some weird Midna magic twist, but in the same time, that dumb directness is part of the charm. You open it, you make Midna choke, you fuck her holes, you cover her in sperm, you close the tab, you wonder briefly what the original devs at Nintendo would think, then you go back to your life like nothing happened. Classic browser porn ritual.