Got a browser tab open that should probably be work related but here I am. This game about Dave and his model girlfriend and the office assistant Maria. Right.

The renders are that specific kind of 3d where the skin looks a little too glossy, like everyone's been oiled up for a photoshoot. But whatever, it works. The girlfriend character has this ridiculous body that the game never stops showing off. Every scene she's in, the camera just lingers. Maria the assistant though, she's the one. Dark hair, this tight office skirt that the game physics don't quite handle right, it clips through her leg sometimes. Drove me nuts at first but then I stopped caring because the scenes with her get intense fast.

There's this one threesome path that took me forever to unlock because I kept picking the wrong dialogue choices. The game doesn't really signal what matters, you just click and hope Dave doesn't say something stupid. Which he does. A lot. But when you finally get both women in the same room, the animation gets surprisingly rough. Like, actually hard sex, not that softcore fade to black stuff. Maria gets bent over the desk while the girlfriend watches and the sound design is just these wet slaps and moans that loop a little awkwardly but honestly I wasn't paying attention to audio quality at that point.

Five endings apparently. I've only hit three and one of them was depressing, Dave ends up alone in his apartment staring at his phone. The model girlfriend dumps him if you push too hard with Maria too early, which is realistic I guess but annoying when you're trying to speedrun the porn parts. The relationship system is barely there, just a hidden meter you can't see, so you're flying blind. Wish they'd shown that number somewhere but they won't patch a browser game from who knows when. The rough sex tag is accurate for the later scenes, some of the positions look genuinely uncomfortable but the characters seem into it so. Yeah. Back to my spreadsheet before someone notices this tab.