This one is basically Nico Robin fanservice boiled down to the purest, filthiest little loop, and I kind of respect how shameless it is. No pretense, no big “epic” story, just Robin in that Miss All Sunday cowboy outfit, lips wrapped around a fat cock like that was always her real Devil Fruit power. The first thing that hit me wasn’t even the porn, it was that slight nostalgia punch when I saw her old Alabasta look. Like, my brain went “oh cool, plot arc” and my dick went “no, not that kind of arc.” The animation just drops you straight into her on her knees, tits pushed up, hat on, face already messy, like you walked in right after a long session you forgot you were part of. She treats the cock like it’s something she knows very well, like this isn’t her first time deepthroating a pirate in some back room of Crocodile’s casino. There’s this steady rhythm to how she works her mouth, then she suddenly buries it all the way, nose deep, holding eye contact like she’s blaming you for it and loving it at the same time.

Had this moment where I paused, opened Twitter, scrolled some nonsense drama about people arguing over which Straw Hat is the biggest perv, then flipped back to the tab and she was still going, bobbing like nothing happened. You forget it’s a loop until you focus on the little details, like how her hair swings the same way every time, how her tongue flicks on the same frame. It’s hypnotic and also kind of funny because your brain starts spotting the repeat while your hand pretends it can’t see it. There’s no build-up, no change of angle, nobody walking in, nobody moaning her name wrong like “Niko” instead of “Nico” and ruining the mood. Just this endless blowjob, her lips stretched, spit thick on the shaft, and that slightly smug look when she swallows like it’s nothing. I really wanted at least one shot of her using her powers in some stupid perverted way, like extra phantom hands stroking the balls or spreading herself while she sucks, but no, the game stays stubbornly simple and never goes there, and it kind of annoys me more than it should. Also the background is so forgettable that I genuinely can’t remember if there was even a bed or just void, it’s like she’s giving head in a hentai limbo somewhere between Alabasta and your browser cache.

The “gameplay,” if you want to call it that, is that classic click-and-watch thing. You poke a little button, cum appears, you poke again, it resets, and Robin just keeps milking that cock like time doesn’t exist. There’s something nice about how she looks up while doing a really rough deepthroat, eyes a bit wet but not in that overdone crying way. It’s more like she’s challenging you, like “yeah, I can take it, now what?” and you realize there is no “what,” because the scene never goes further. No fucking, no tits play, no cut to her getting railed on the table, just mouth, throat, repeat. At one point I caught myself wondering if this is exactly how Crocodile saw her in his head back then, kneeling between deals, and suddenly the whole thing felt both hotter and dumber. There’s a tiny stutter in one loop where the cock twitches a bit too fast, and it pulled me out of it for a second, but then she does this slow, hungry tongue swirl and my brain shuts up again. It’s rough around the edges, it doesn’t try to fake being “high quality” or whatever, and that almost makes it hit harder. Like watching a dirty AMV your favorite degenerate friend stitched together in Flash back in the day, except this one knows exactly what you’re here for and never pretends otherwise. Nico Robin, cowboy hat, endless blowjob, browser open in the wrong window, and you promising yourself you’ll only watch it once, which is obviously a lie.