I remember when I first opened this thing, expecting the usual slapped together RPG Maker porn with stolen assets. But no, it's actually running on something that feels like a real engine, maybe Unity or whatever, and the first thing that hit me was how weirdly specific the trivia questions are. You have to answer actual Game of Thrones lore questions to progress, which is either genius or the most annoying gatekeeping ever. I failed the first one about some minor house sigil and had to alt tab to a wiki. Who does that in a porn game?

The whole setup is Jon Snow, still a virgin obviously, and Cersei Lannister shows up at Winterfell with Robert. The game doesn't waste time with subtlety. She basically corners him and there's this long scene where she's teaching him how to fuck, which is hot in that specific power dynamic way if you're into older women corrupting the innocent type stuff. The animations are stiff though. Like, really stiff. I've seen better rigging in those SFM Source Filmmaker videos on certain tube sites. But the voice acting, if you can call it that, has this amateur quality that somehow makes it more genuine? Or maybe I'm just too used to the overproduced moaning in most games on 69games.

Speaking of which, the whole Game of Porns series is a trip. This is episode three and it assumes you've been following along, which I haven't, so some character motivations felt random. There's a moment after the sex where the story tries to do actual plot and I just clicked through it. The hard sex tag is accurate though, it's not softcore at all. The camera angles during the penetration scenes are... a choice. Sometimes you're staring at a wall texture that looks like it was ripped from a Skyrim mod. But then the next scene with Cersei's facial expressions during the act had me genuinely laughing at how over the top it was. Not sure if that's the intended reaction.

The arrow tag is there because apparently there's some archery minigame? I never found it. Maybe I answered a trivia question wrong and locked myself out of content. That would be the most Game of Thrones thing ever, honestly.