I'm still trying to figure out if the jank is intentional or if someone just slapped this together between faps. The whole premise is you're a "secret agent" pretending to be a journalist and your mission is to sabotage a Russian figure skater at the Olympics. Right. Because that's what spies do. Not nuclear codes or political assassinations, nah, make the ice princess faceplant during her triple axel. The letter at the start tells you what to do but honestly I skimmed it because who reads tutorials in porn games, and then spent ten minutes clicking random dialogue options wondering why nothing was happening.

The art is that specific flavor of hentai where anatomy is more of a suggestion. Boobs exist in a quantum state, simultaneously defying gravity and common sense. The skater's outfit is painted on so tight you can see her pulse, which I guess is the point. There's this one scene where you're "interviewing" her in the locker room and the dialogue tree is so broken I accidentally made her cry instead of whatever the horny path was supposed to be. Felt bad for like half a second. Then reloaded.

The thriller tag is doing some heavy lifting here. It's about as thrilling as watching figure skating on mute while your uncle explains tax law. But the absurdity of the whole thing, the deadpan delivery of this ridiculous spy plot, it loops back around to being almost charming. You know those games where the translation is so bad it becomes art? This isn't quite that. It's more like someone described a James Bond movie to an alien who then made a hentai game based on the description. The adventure elements are just clicking through static backgrounds and occasionally getting a CG reward that looks like it was drawn during an earthquake. I don't know why I kept playing. Maybe I wanted to see if the Russian skater actually fails. Maybe I'm the one being sabotaged.