The engine chugs. Not in a cute retro way, more like a browser tab that's about to crash and take your whole session with it. You know the feeling, when the fan kicks on and you're suddenly very aware of how many other tabs you have open. This game, this flash relic, it loads like it's being beamed in from a dial-up connection on the moon. The creator says there were troubles in the making, and honestly, you can feel that in the bones of the thing. The framerate during the triple penetration scene with the tentacles is a slideshow. A sexy slideshow, but still.

The whole premise is a match game. You line up symbols, and if you're not a complete idiot, a woman gets railed by a growing number of tentacles. One hole, two holes, all three major ones getting stuffed. It's a fairly straightforward onahole logic applied to a puzzle game. There's this one specific moment where you get a double match and the animation skips, the tentacle just teleports from one hole to the next. It's the funniest fucking thing, completely breaks the mood, and I wish they'd left it in as a feature but it's clearly a bug that won't ever be fixed because this thing is done. Finished. The creator literally just says "have fun" and dips.

The sound design is what gets me. There's a wet, squelching loop that sounds like someone stepping in mud with a boot full of water. It plays on repeat during every penetration. It doesn't change for double or triple. Just the same squelch. I spent way too long trying to figure out if it was a stock sound effect from some ancient library, maybe the same one they used in those old Newgrounds hentai games. You could probably find it on some forgotten soundboard app. The whole thing has that energy, a time capsule of unpolished, raw flash smut where the jank is part of the appeal. Or maybe it's just jank. The women have this dead-eyed stare, like they're also waiting for the next frame to load. I complained about the loading time to myself for a solid minute and then just accepted it.