The animation loops are janky as hell, like someone learned Spine yesterday and called it good. Starfire’s tits clip through her own arm in the missionary position and nobody bothered to fix it. That’s the whole experience right there. You pick Starfire or Blackfire from a menu that looks like a Flash site from 2006, then you get a handful of poses to cycle through. Doggy, cowgirl, missionary. The usual. Blackfire’s model has this weird thing where her hair doesn’t move at all, just sits there like a plastic helmet while the rest of her bounces.

I spent way too long trying to angle the camera just right during the cowgirl scene with Starfire. There’s this one frame where her expression actually looks right, somewhere between bored and mildly annoyed, which honestly fits the character better than anything intentional. The cumshot at the end is just a white splatter texture that appears and disappears with no buildup. No sound effects for it either. The whole thing has this dead silence except for a looping beat that sounds like it came from a royalty free CD.

The Blackfire scene has a doggy position where you can zoom in close enough to see the texture seams on her ass. I wish the game had some kind of speed control because the default rhythm is too fast, like everyone’s in a hurry. But that won’t change. These parody games never get updated once they’re out. The brunette version of Starfire they included as an alternate skin is actually the best looking model in the whole thing, which says a lot. At least the download didn’t trigger my antivirus. Small victories.