I was not ready for a musical number about consent from a succubus. My brain did a full record scratch. There I am, expecting the usual click through dialogue and sudden nudity, and instead I get this... song. A whole damn song with a beat and everything. And it's not even bad? The animation is janky as hell, like someone learned to rig a model yesterday, but the voice work has this weird sincerity that caught me off guard.

The core bit is two little demon girls, one red one blue, singing at you about how to treat a woman. Not just the rough stuff. They're very specific about that. "You don't have to fuck her hard always." It's a direct quote, sung with the confidence of a pop star. The whole thing feels like a cursed educational video you'd find on a VHS tape in a basement. The lyrics are stupidly catchy and I hate that I remember the chorus. The actual explicit content is there, the models are nude and the acts are clear, but it's framed like a bizarre instructional. The red one is all about the hard and fast, the blue one is about the slow and sweet. Their little wings flap out of sync with the music and it drove me nuts. I spent a solid minute just watching the wing flap error. The music itself has no right to be as produced as it is. It's a real song, with a bridge and a hook. I was tapping my foot. To a porn game song. What is my life.

The humor is so dry you could miss it. The cupid tag makes sense, it's that same meddling energy but with more hellfire. There's no real game here, you just watch the music video. That's it. You click play and you get a succubus TED Talk set to music. The audio mixing is a little hot on the high end, my phone speaker crackled. For a browser game it loads fast though. I guess if you need a laugh and a boner at the same time, this is your weirdly specific niche. Just don't expect a game. It's a music video with tits and life advice from demons.