Boss is in a meeting about synergy or whatever, so I'm alt-tabbing through filth. Luba. Right. It's one of those POV house things where a real brunette just stares at the camera waiting for you to click buttons. The whole setup feels like someone filmed it on a phone they found in a drawer from 2015, deliberately unpolished, you know? The lighting is harsh, the room looks like a generic Airbnb, and she's just there. Smiling. Ready. It's not trying to be a game, it's a command interface for a very specific type of video loop.