Natalie Vegas sits across from me with that smile like she already took my wallet and my self respect. The whole thing is a weird mashup of pool and poker, like someone at a bar said what if we make strip poker but with a cue ball. You play a poker hand to earn shots at the pool table, and every pocketed ball makes her lose a piece. The real model thing is not a joke either, shes filmed in actual video clips that loop when she strips.

The poker part is basic five card draw but the AI cheats in a way that feels personal. I got a full house and she still smirked and flipped over four aces. Four. Aces. Like okay Natalie, guess the house always wins but the house is wearing a push up bra and knows my weaknesses. The pool physics are floaty as hell, the cue ball slides like its on butter, but when you finally sink the eight ball and she peels off her top, suddenly I forgot every complaint.

Honestly the game is kind of ugly in menus, fonts look like a 2009 forum signature, but the video clips are clear enough to do the job. I wish there was more variety in her reactions, after the third loss she does the same little shimmy and it stops feeling special. But I kept playing anyway because the loop is just tight enough to keep you going one more round. Its not a masterpiece, its a time waster with tits and a pool cue.

One small thing that annoyed me, the sound effect when you scratch is the same as when you win a hand, so I kept thinking I scored a point when actually I just handed her a free turn. No patch will fix that. Anyway the game is what it is. If you got twenty minutes and low standards for physics but high standards for real model stripteases, its there.