My fashion brain sees this and immediately thinks about the angles. Not the camera angles, the body angles. I spent three years draping silk on mannequins and let me tell you, getting fabric to sit right on a curve is nothing compared to positioning this ridiculous periscope car thing outside some girl's window on the 14th floor. The whole setup is absurd. You're in this tricked out vehicle with an extending arm, like some kind of utility worker but for voyeur photography, and the game wants you to believe these women just leave their curtains open.

The lingerie choices are what got me though. There's this one shot you can get, third window from the left in the downtown level, where the model is wearing what I swear is a knockoff Agent Provocateur set. The lace pattern is wrong, the cups don't sit properly, but somehow that makes it hotter? It's like seeing expensive lingerie through a drunk person's eyes. Everything's slightly off but your brain fills in the gaps. The game calls itself unpolished but honestly that's the whole appeal. If these were perfect renders I'd be bored.

The timer mechanic stresses me out in a way that ruins the mood. You're supposed to get "high quality" shots but the periscope wobbles like crazy and the focus ring is finicky. I missed a perfect shot of this redhead in a balcony scene because I was too busy noticing her panties had this weird seam placement that would chafe like hell in real life. See, this is my problem. I can't just enjoy the fantasy. I'm critiquing garment construction while a pixel woman undresses. The game has real model photos apparently, which explains why some poses look natural and others look like someone's aunt trying to be sexy for the first time. That contrast is actually kind of charming. Like finding a designer tag in a thrift store dress.