The inventory system in this thing is a complete mess and I love it. You pick up a chalkboard eraser, a bent key, half a sandwich, and somehow these are the puzzle pieces to getting the gym teacher alone in the storage closet. It makes zero logical sense, like a point and click adventure designed by a horny raccoon digging through trash. The save function actually works though, which is rare for these browser sim date things, so when I had to quit mid grind because my roommate walked in, I didn't lose the three in game days I spent failing to figure out the math teacher's schedule.

The sex scenes trigger almost randomly. You'll be walking down a hallway pixel hunting for a notebook and suddenly angry sex. No buildup, no flirtation minigame, just boom, the student council president is bent over a desk calling you an idiot. The game calls it "angry sex" in the description and that's accurate, every encounter has this weird hostile energy like both characters are pissed off about the situation but going through with it anyway. The dialogue during these scenes is genuinely funny in a broken translation way, lines like "You make me so mad I must remove my skirt" that I screenshotted to send to a discord server.

The school setting is barely a school. There's like four rooms that loop into each other and a courtyard that serves no purpose except to hold one specific item you need exactly once. The teacher characters don't teach anything, they just stand in predetermined spots waiting for you to walk up with the correct random object in your inventory. I spent twenty minutes trying to give a bottle of water to the wrong NPC because their sprite looked similar to someone else. The art is unpolished in a way that circles back around to charming, anatomy goes out the window during the hentai scenes but the expressions are so exaggerated I couldn't stop laughing. One character's angry face looks like a pufferfish. I wish there was a gallery mode to replay scenes without the item scavenger hunt but that's never getting added. The whole thing feels like someone's first Ren'Py project that escaped into a browser, and honestly I've played polished games with less personality than this broken little sim date.