This one feels like somebody watched too much late night mecha anime, got horny, opened up a browser and said “yeah, that’s enough story.” You drop in and it’s just you, a shiny metal perv-bot and this blue haired girl who looks like she walked straight out of a B-tier hentai OVA from the 2000s. No buildup, no dating, no fake “romance route.” She’s already naked, already wet, already moaning like the neighbors are on vacation, and your job is basically to be the world’s worst sex therapist who only prescribes “more tentacles.” As a “speed-dating reviewer” I’m kinda used to judging games on first lines, like pickup lines, right? Here your pickup line is literally how fast you poke at her clit with a robotic tentacle and whether you tap the right spots without making her scream in the bad way. Half the time I was thinking “is this a game or a stress test for my mouse click finger,” but then she arches her back, her tits bounce, and suddenly I forget what I was complaining about.

The interaction is simple but it actually feels like those awkward first minutes on a date where you’re trying to find the rhythm. You move one tentacle to rub her pussy, another wanders toward her ass, and you’re watching her face for little changes, like reading body language in a bar, only here the bar is her spread legs and the music is her getting louder with every push. You can switch between holes when you feel like it, slide from pussy to anal and back, and the robot just keeps pounding like it has no concept of “too much.” When you time it right, her whole body tightens up, she clenches around the metal, her eyes roll back and then this ridiculous blast of white robot cum sprays all over her blue hair and soft skin, like the machine just finished a long day at the factory and needed to “unload inventory.” Honestly the cumshot is stupidly over the top and also kind of hot, like the dev was playing around with the slider in the editor and refused to stop. My only real hate is the sound loop, there’s this one wet squishy noise that repeats a tiny bit too early and it kept pulling my brain out of the moment, and now I’m annoyed thinking about it again.

If you ever tried those crappy pickup lines in real life like “are you from heaven” or whatever, this game is the opposite energy. No talk, just action. The robot doesn’t ask her if she’s into anal, it just slides a tentacle in and her body language answers for you. The blue hair makes her look kind of innocent, but then she’s taking multiple tentacles at once, pussy and ass stretched, tits bouncing everywhere, and you’re just there like some horny director choosing camera focus with your cursor. There’s no long sci fi lore about where this robot came from or why its dick-tentacles drip like that, it just exists to fuck her and splatter her with seed until she’s covered and twitching. It’s crude, it’s short, it’s not trying to be clever. But weirdly, in the same way a bad one-liner sometimes works on Tinder if you commit hard enough, this thing leans so much into “robot tentacle fucktoy” that it kinda wins on pure shamelessness alone.