That slap sound is just wrong. It's this wet, slappy thwack that doesn't match the animation at all, like someone hitting a wet towel against a tile wall. The secretary just keeps typing away on her little keyboard, her ass jiggling with this weird physics delay that makes it look like it's underwater. I spent way too long just hitting the spacebar to see if the jiggle would ever sync up properly. It doesn't.

The whole thing runs on typing words. You see letters pop up and you gotta type them, and the nastier the word, the more points you get. Simple enough. But the word list is bizarre. One minute you're typing "spank" and the next it wants "defenestration" and I'm sitting there like what the fuck does throwing someone out a window have to do with this woman's very nice, very round ass in those shiny nylons. The nylons are the best part honestly. They have this slight shine effect that catches the light when you pinch her, which is a whole other mechanic where you click and drag and she makes this little squeak sound that's more startled mouse than sexy secretary.

The finger in pussy part is awkward to trigger. You have to type perfectly for like ten words straight and then click exactly on this tiny hitbox that's never where you think it is. I kept missing and just slapping her thigh instead. She doesn't react to thigh slaps. Would've been nice if she did but the game's clearly not getting updates, the dev moved on to some other project with robots or something. The whole thing freezes sometimes when you alt-tab, which I did a lot because honestly after the third time she says "oh yes" in that flat text-to-speech voice, you start wondering what else is in your browser tabs.