Fucking in a crashed plane wreck while a jaguar watches. That's the opening. Not even joking. The whole thing picks up right where Mesa Madness left off, which I barely remember honestly, something about a stolen plane full of coke. Now you're deep in some jungle, clothes shredded, and there's this catgirl with an attitude problem.

The quiz bits are weird. Like, suddenly you're answering trivia about the series lore while trying to fingerblast a nekogirl. Who made these questions? One second it's "what year did the devs eat pizza" and the next you're picking which hole to use. My brain couldn't switch gears fast enough. Got three wrong in a row and she called me a dumbass. Fair. The writing doesn't take itself seriously at all, which helps when the whole premise is this batshit. Slutty McSlut is exactly what it says on the tin, zero pretense.

Graphics are deliberately jank. Like someone drew these with their non-dominant hand while horny. But somehow it works? The jungle backgrounds are actually kinda nice if you squint. There's this one scene where you're hanging upside down from a vine and everything's upside down and I laughed so hard I nearly choked on my drink. The humor lands more than the porn does, which is saying something because the porn is everywhere. Constant. Relentless. Like they were afraid you'd get bored if there wasn't a titty on screen every four seconds.

Sound design is... there's sound. I think. My phone was on vibrate half the time because I was playing on the bus like an absolute degenerate. The quest structure is basically "go here, fuck this, repeat" but the dialogue between the two mains keeps it from feeling like a total slog. They bicker like an old married couple who also happen to be furries. Wait, are they furries? The cat ears are throwing me off. Whatever. The whole thing's a glorious mess and I still don't know what the Bermuda Triangle has to do with anything but I also don't care.