My kid found this. Or maybe my kid is this. Hard to tell with the browser history wiped clean and just that weird URL sitting there. It’s a sex position test, basically. A teacher character, drawn in that glossy anime style, asks you questions. Not math questions. Stuff about how you like to fuck, what angles feel best, do you prefer to be on top or bent over a desk. The whole thing is framed as a psychology evaluation, which is a laugh. The uniform she wears is the classic schoolgirl thing, short skirt, tight shirt, but then sometimes there’s a furry tail poking out? I don’t get that part. The tags said furry but it’s not a full animal person, just this one picture where she has ears and a tail and you’re supposed to answer if that makes your dick harder. I spent way too long staring at the grading rubric, which is just a progress bar that fills with a sticky white fluid. Subtle.

The pictures unlock as you go. They’re explicit, no mosaics or anything, just straight up hentai shots of this teacher in different positions matching the test answers. You pick “missionary with eye contact” and you get a picture of that, her face all flushed. You pick “doggy style, pulling hair” and you get a rougher image. The test is the whole game. There’s no walking around, no dialogue trees. Just click, see porn, click again. The psychology tag is a joke, it’s just a kink checklist disguised as a quiz. I guess the bonus at the end is a gallery of all the pictures, but I closed the tab before finishing. The art is clean, I’ll give it that, the lines are sharp and the coloring is that bright, wet look that’s popular now. But the teacher’s expression never changes from this blank, helpful smile while she’s getting railed in the picture. It’s a bit creepy. Like a sex doll that’s grading your performance. A player who just wants a quick fap to some decent art without any story getting in the way, that’s who this is for. No, wait, someone who likes the idea of being tested, of having their perversions clinically approved. That’s a better fit. The whole thing feels like a very elaborate, very sticky personality quiz you’d find on a forgotten corner of Newgrounds.