My phone screen is warm and there's this woman, Cattleya I think from that show, just filling it up with curves that don't make sense. The game is basically you poke at her until a bar fills and then you get to the next thing. I spent a while just watching the idle animation, her breathing makes everything jiggle in a way that feels like someone animated it in a basement at 2am, which is a compliment. The colors are flat like old flash games before they got smooth.

The clicking part, you're squeezing her boobs and her butt and the sound effect is this wet slap that started making me paranoid my neighbors could hear through the wall. I turned my volume down to like two percent. The facial at the end is a mess, it covers her glasses which is a detail I didn't expect to care about but here we are. The cumshot looks like someone spilled whiteout on the screen, it's not art it's a statement. I wish there was a way to just skip to the anal scene because the foreplay loop gets old, your finger gets tired and I kept thinking about my car insurance payment which is not the mood. The big ass tag is not lying, it's like the artist had a grudge against anatomy and I respect that. The whole thing is a weird little object, it doesn't try to be anything else. I forgot to mention there's no music just those sounds like a leaky faucet.