Cattleya from Queen's Blade, right? That's the whole game basically. One character, one room, and you just poke at her until something happens. The art's got that rough sketchy feel, like someone drew it in a hurry but honestly that kinda works for what it is. Her proportions are ridiculous, I mean absolutely stupid huge, and the jiggle physics or whatever they tried to do is so janky it loops weird sometimes. But I kept clicking anyway.

The whole thing is just clicking different body parts. Squeeze here, rub there, and a little meter fills up. Took me forever to figure out you gotta do it in some kind of order because the game doesn't tell you shit. Just a blank interface with this massive brunette staring at you. When the meter finally maxes out you get the anal scene and there's a cumshot option that ends with a facial. The animation during the actual sex part is like three frames maybe? Loops awkwardly. The sound is just these wet slapping noises that don't sync up at all. Made me laugh the first time, not gonna lie.

Wish there was more to it. Like maybe different positions or at least a second character. But no, it's just Cattleya and her impossible body. The facial at the end is decent I guess, the way they drew the expression is actually kinda hot in that messy amateur way. Reminds me of those old Flash games on Newgrounds where you'd just keep clicking hoping to unlock something. This one's even simpler than that though. No story, no dialogue, just a big ass and bigger tits and you figure out the clicking pattern. For what it is, it works. I mean it does exactly what it says on the tin and nothing else. Sometimes that's enough when you're bored and don't want to think.