I don't know what Bethesda's lawyers are doing but they clearly missed this one. It's Lydia. Like, straight up Lydia from Skyrim, same armor, same face, same weird loyalty thing she has where she's sworn to carry your burdens. Except here the burden is your dick.

The whole thing is basically a rhythm game disguised as a blowjob simulator. You got this pleasure meter that fills up and when it stops climbing you switch positions. Handjob to blowjob to whatever else. There's a cumshot at the end obviously. The mechanic is surprisingly decent for what it is, the timing feels responsive enough. Actually no it doesn't, the meter gets stuck sometimes and you're just clicking around wondering if the game froze or if you're doing something wrong. Happened to me three times with the handjob section. The switch prompt is way too subtle, like a tiny flash on screen that I kept missing because I was looking at, well, other things.

The art style is that specific kind of unpolished 3D you see in a lot of these parody games. Lydia looks okay from certain angles and then you rotate the camera and her neck does something anatomically impossible. Her armor clips through her body constantly. There's this one moment during the transition from handjob to blowjob where her helmet just floats off her head for a second before snapping back. I laughed. Not in a mean way, more like finding a typo in a menu.

The audio is just wet sounds and some grunting. No voice acting which feels like a missed opportunity because imagine Lydia with her deadpan delivery saying "I am sworn to carry your load" right at the climax. Missed opportunity. The whole thing loops pretty quick too, maybe five minutes of content total if you're not failing the meter checks.

For a browser game it loads fast and doesn't crash which is more than I can say for some of these things. The Elder Scrolls parody stuff is surface level but the Lydia choice is funny if you've played Skyrim and had her block every doorway you ever tried to walk through. She's still blocking things here, technically.