The princess finally breaks on day seventeen. Not from the whipping or the slave collar, but from the Ring of Erotic Power humming on your finger like a horny mosquito. Her eyes go glassy and she starts begging to polish your dark lord scepter, which is a metaphor I just invented for your cock. The training minigame is basically clicking the same three buttons until a bar fills up, and somewhere around the 40th click I started wondering if Sauron had to deal with this much UI lag. Probably not, he had actual orcs.

The whole thing runs in browser, autosaves when it feels like it, and sometimes the buttons just stop working. Right click, global settings, storage tab, allow sites to save information. That fixed it for me on Chrome but on Firefox the summoning room just showed a black screen with a thunder clap sound effect looping endlessly. Very atmospheric, not very playable. You start in Vorgor which is your dark tower, and you need magical power to attack Erolandia, and the best source of magical power is apparently fucking. The Ring lets you enslave women and turn them into nymphomaniacs, which sounds more efficient than whatever Gandalf was doing. First girl is some random capture, second is an elf named Silaira who you summon a Warg with. The Warg scene is there. It exists. I clicked through it.

The CHEAT button in the top right skips the first girl's training entirely, which I discovered after spending twenty minutes on her. You get the Elfstone from the princess after completing her training, and then there's a battle for the capital that feels tacked on like the dev ran out of time or interest. The hunger mechanic is weird, slaves ask for food when hunger drops below 30, and I kept forgetting to feed them because I was busy trying to figure out why the stat increase notification sound effect was so loud compared to everything else. The spelling mistakes are charming in a "this was clearly written by someone whose first language isn't English" way, except the game's description is perfectly coherent so maybe they just didn't care. The summoning scenes have thunder claps now, update 1.2.1 from December 2016, which is almost a decade ago. The Patreon link still works probably.