brunette with a cigarette and that look, you know the one. like she's already bored of you before you even opened your mouth. the pickup lines are a mess, genuinely. i picked the one about her lips and she just exhaled smoke right in my face. not in a hot way, more like a "you're an idiot" way. had to restart twice because i kept picking the options that made her walk off. the dialogue tree is brutal, no handholding.

but then you get past that wall and suddenly her top is off and those big tits are just... there. the touch mechanics are janky as hell, my mouse kept slipping and i'd accidentally poke her in the eye or something and the mood meter would tank. spent way too long just circling the nipple with the cursor trying to find the sweet spot. the game calls it "passionate" but it feels more like defusing a bomb. one wrong pixel and she's annoyed again. the smoking thing is constant, even during the deed, which is a weird flex but okay. there's this one frame where she's holding the cig and looking down at you and i swear i forgot what i was doing.

the sex scene unlocks after you basically solve a rubik's cube of caresses. hard and fast, just like the description promised. animation loops are short, like three seconds on repeat, but the sound design is... actually decent? wet noises and her little gasps. no voice acting though, which is a crime. imagine this character with a raspy smoker's voice, would've been perfect. instead it's just silence and the loop of her bouncing