The nurse uniform is wrong. Not like, morally wrong, but it's the wrong shade of pink. I spent way too long staring at it because Ellie's tits are basically trying to escape that cheap fabric and honestly the whole medical malpractice vibe of this game hinges on whether the outfits look hot enough to justify what's happening. They almost do. Almost.

Mr. Johnson hates medical exams which is the most relatable thing about this entire scenario until you see Dr. O'Connell and suddenly you understand why this man suddenly developed a mysterious condition requiring immediate attention to his dick. The setup is so thin it's practically transparent, like those scrubs. You're in a clinic, there's a doctor with massive tits, her assistant has massive tits, and they both want to "examine" you. I've seen this exact plot on certain sites that rhyme with CornPub about four hundred times. The handjob scene starts off mechanical but then something weird happens where Ellie makes this face that I swear to god looks exactly like my old dentist and I couldn't unsee it for the rest of the playthrough. Not a compliment.

The threesome bit is where things get properly unhinged. Dr. O'Connell's bedside manner involves a lot of leaning forward so her cleavage does most of the talking. The cumshot at the end lands with all the grace of a sneeze you tried to hold in during a funeral. I wish they'd spent more time on the blowjob animation instead of whatever that weird transition was between scenes. Actually no, what I really wish is that someone would make one of these clinic games where the patient isn't a complete blank slate with a boner. But that's like asking for plot in a porno. The big tits tag is doing heavy lifting here, carrying the entire experience on its generously animated back. I forgot what I was criticizing. Something about the uniforms.