Ok so the browser tab crashed again right when Elise started doing that thing with her legs. Not the game's fault, my laptop is basically a potato with a screen. Summoners Quest, episode whatever, the one in the cave. You know how in LoL Elise is all "I sense a web" and then rappels away? This is the version where she doesn't rappel away. She stays. Very close.

The fight system is just clicking spiders until they pop, nothing fancy. I died twice because I was distracted by the way her thorax... moves. Is it a thorax on a spider lady? Whatever, the abdomen part. It pulses. I'm trying to kill these little spiderlings and she's just standing there, one leg tapping, making these comments about how useless I am. The dialogue is broken english but honestly that makes it hotter? Like she says "you will be my foot toy now" and I just. Yeah. Ok. Yes.

The footjob scene. Look. I've seen things on certain websites. This one has a weird jank to it, the animation loops like a gif from 2007 where the toes don't quite align with the... target. But the sound design. Who recorded that squelch? It's too wet. It's uncomfortably wet. I had to lower my volume and I live alone. The cumshot at the end is just a white flash that covers half the screen, like someone threw a blanket over the monitor. Very artistic. 10/10 for effort.

There's supposed to be a choice system but I clicked everything and it all leads to the same sticky conclusion. The game forgot to load a background in one scene so she was just floating in the void, which is actually scarier than the spiders. I think I'll play it again. For research. The void part, not the foot part. Definitely not the foot part.