My brain is fried. Not from the usual stuff, just from staring at cartoon tits and trying to remember where I saw that exact same pair two seconds ago. This is one of those memory card games, you know the deal, flip tiles, find the match. Except the tiles are covered in hentai babes and what the menu calls "3D girls" which look about as 3D as a pancake. The art is all over the place, some of it looks like it was rescued from a geocities page, the anatomy is a suggestion at best. One girl's boob was bigger than her entire head, which, okay, I'm not complaining exactly, but it makes the matching part weirdly difficult. You're not looking at faces, you're just trying to line up the improbable balloon tits.

The flash game stutter is real. Clicking a card feels like a suggestion you're making to the browser, and then it thinks about it for a bit. Got stuck on level three for a stupid amount of time because two of the "passion 3D girls" were basically the same shade of blurry beige. My own fault for thinking about lunch while playing. The solo scenes you unlock are just the card art but bigger, no animation, no nothing. Just a bigger jpg of a girl looking vaguely surprised. There's a whole second mode I almost missed, tucked away in a corner, same thing but with slightly different shading. The sound is just a click. A single, sad click every time you flip a card. No moaning, no music, just that click. It's oddly hypnotic after a while, like a metronome for degeneracy. The whole thing feels held together with digital tape, and the promise of "exciting sex scenes" is a lie, it's just the same static images you've been flipping. Still cleared all the levels though. Don't know what that says about me.