The whole thing feels like it was coded in a weekend by someone who just discovered what a boob is. The girl, she has these massive tits that clip through her shirt in the idle animation. Not in a hot way, more like a Bethesda glitch where the physics engine just gives up. You're supposed to be a gentleman, waiting for the right moment. The dialogue is this broken english mess, lines like "you are look very helpless now" popping up while you click through the same three conversation options. It's so bad it circles back around to being funny, then gets sad, then gets funny again.

The actual wetness, the whole point of the tag, is handled with this weird shiny texture that looks more like someone poured vegetable oil on a mannequin. There's no buildup. One second you're pretending to be nice, the next the clothes just vanish and the screaming starts. The audio for the screams is a single, low-quality.wav file that loops. It sounds like a seagull being stepped on. I couldn't stop laughing the first time, which I'm pretty sure wasn't the intended effect. The big tits are there, sure, they're enormous, but they move with all the grace of two water balloons taped to a wall. I spent way too long just rotating the camera, watching the shadow map on her left breast freak out. That was more engaging than the actual fucking, which is just a series of stiff, repeating thrust animations with no variation. You pick a hole, the loop plays, the screaming loops. That's it. I wish there was a button to just mute the voice and keep the weird, slappy sound effects, but there isn't. The whole thing is a beautiful trainwreck of horny ambition and zero skill.