This test is a mess but I kept clicking anyway. The whole thing is like someone threw together a horny BuzzFeed quiz after three beers and didn't bother to clean up the spelling. You get questions like "what turns you on most" with answers that make no sense, one option was literally just "boob" not even plural just one boob. The art is that cheap anime style where the tits are bigger than the character's head and the nipples are basically invisible which is a crime honestly. But here's the thing, the questions get progressively more unhinged and I found myself actually curious what my "lust level" would be.

The bonuses they promise? I got a jpg of a girl with her shirt half off looking confused. Not even animated. My phone autocorrected "throbbing" to "throbbing" three times while typing this and I'm leaving it because that's the energy this game deserves.

The test part is broken too, I picked the filthiest answers every time and it told me I was "moderately spicy" which is bullshit. Then I tried again picking the most vanilla options and got "demon lord of lust" so the scoring is completely random. There's a moment where a character asks if you'd rather do it in a library or a spaceship and neither option matters because the next screen is just a closeup of cartoon cleavage with no context. I spent way too long trying to figure out if the spaceship answer unlocked something different. It doesn't.

The whole thing feels like it was made in an afternoon using a template from 2007. The background is just a gradient. The music is a ten second loop that made my dog leave the room. But I kept going back to see if there was more. There isn't. It just ends with a screen that says "congrats you are horny" and a link that doesn't work. The big tits tag is accurate at least, they're everywhere, just floating around with no purpose like balloons at a sad party.