The whole thing runs on a timer, which I didn't realize until I was already three calls deep with some chick who kept asking about my zodiac sign. Terry's got one day to hit up these VIP numbers, all women, all suspicious as hell. You pick dialogue options that feel like texting your ex while drunk, half the time I just clicked whatever made her show more skin. The detective angle is thin, like, you're supposed to figure out who's in this leaked porn video, but honestly I forgot the plot after the second girl sent me a mirror pic.

The models are real humans, which is the whole draw. Some are hotter than others, and the game knows it. There's this one redhead, forget her name, she does this thing with her lip gloss that made me screenshot like a degenerate. The sex tape payoff is... fine. Grainy, amateur style, fits the story but don't expect HD. What kills me is the choice system. You can pick "flirt" or "interrogate" but both lead to the same tits out scene. I mean, I'm not complaining, but don't pretend my choices matter.

Community mods are already swapping in different models, which is where this gets spicy. Someone replaced the blonde with a camgirl from Chaturbate, and now the whole investigation feels like a fever dream. The writing is clunky, like it was translated through three languages, but that almost adds to the sleazy charm. You ever watch a porno with the sound off and make up your own dialogue? It's that energy. The VIP list mechanic is just a phone menu, no real detective work. But the women, man. The women.