the whole premise is so dumb i love it. you're this guy, right, a total degenerate pornstar with one goal, knock up an entire city. not through charm or dating or whatever, just raw, brutal fucking. the game opens and it's just a map with a few spots, a park bench, some alley, and you got zero cash. gotta grind that first bj scene to get enough money to unlock the next location. the animations are janky as hell, like someone made them in ms paint and forgot to smooth the edges, but somehow that makes it funnier.

clicking through the sex scenes is weirdly satisfying. the sound effects are just stock moans layered over each other, sometimes they cut out mid thrust and it's just silence while the characters keep going at it. spent way too long on the anal option at the office location because the money payout was bugged or something, kept giving me double. not complaining. the perverse lies mechanic is just picking dialogue choices that make no sense, like telling a woman you're a doctor to get her to do anal in a public bathroom. it's so stupid it loops back around to being genius.

the ui is a mess. buttons overlap and sometimes you click one thing and it registers as another. the cumshot meter fills up way too fast unless you upgrade your stamina, which costs a fortune. found myself just replaying the hard sex scenes at the mansion because they gave the most cash per click. there's this one scene with a news reporter where the dialogue is so badly translated i couldn't stop laughing. she says something about her womb being a national treasure. what does that even mean. anyway now i'm trying to unlock the whole city and the last few locations cost an absurd amount of money. the grind is real but my brain just keeps clicking. send help.