Wish someone had told me this was just one long personality quiz with cartoon titties as the reward system bc I might have, you know, actually paid attention in psychology class. The test keeps asking shit like "do you feel small in crowded rooms" and I'm clicking through thinking about that one time I cried at a gas station. Then bam, out of nowhere, anime girl in lingerie leaning forward so her uniform shirt's about to lose the fight with physics. Big tits just. There. And I forgot the question I was answering.

The art's rough, like someone learned to draw yesterday and decided nipples through white fabric was priority number one. Which, respect honestly. But some of the expressions look like they're having a medical episode, not being seductive. Maybe that's the point. The test knows things about me I didn't agree to share and then shows me a nude woman looking disappointed and I think that's supposed to be sexy but it just feels like my last performance review.

You answer these leading questions. Real invasive stuff wrapped in "personality assessment" packaging. Are you desperate? Can you be irresistible? My brother in christ you just described my entire twenties. There's something about how the girls' outfits change based on your answers that I didn't fully understand. Uniform to nude pipeline. I kept getting the same brunette and I'm not sure if that means I'm boring or consistent. The whole thing has this cheap visual novel energy where you can practically hear the stock music they'd use if there was music. Not sure I passed whatever test this was supposed to be or if passing is even the goal. Maybe failing is hotter. That one loli who looked at me like I owed her money.

Tangential thought but have you ever taken those BuzzFeed quizzes that tell you which bread you are and felt personally attacked? Same energy but with areola. The game doesn't care about your feelings, it just wants to know if you have an inferiority complex before showing you another pair of tits that'll probably make it worse.