Tifa looks like she just walked off the FF7 Remake screen, still in that tight top, gloves, and those ridiculous thighs, but here she’s not saving anyone. She’s on all fours, ass up, like the whole room is a stage and her job is to get ruined to the beat. The game throws you right into it: no long intro, no lore, just her big ass filling most of the screen and a simple rhythm bar under it, like some horny cousin of Friday Night Funkin’ got drunk and decided to only care about pussy. Notes slide in, you tap in time, and every clean hit makes her hips jerk, breasts sway, and that slick little pussy clench around the invisible cock. Miss a beat and her moan cuts off, like you just pulled out at the worst moment. Hit a streak and she starts screaming like a total slut, voice going higher with every perfect combo, almost like a dirty remix you’re building live.

It feels weird at first, because you’re basically playing DJ and dom at the same time. I had Spotify still open from earlier, and I killed it after one round because the off-beat drum loop was messing with the game’s tempo. Once it’s just you, the sound, and her, it clicks. The animations are rough in spots, a little stiff, then suddenly her ass jiggles in this really specific way when you chain a few fast notes, and you forget to complain. Doggystyle is the only angle here, but they squeeze a lot out of it: sometimes the camera pulls in so close her skin takes up the whole screen, you just see her wet lips stretched around that cock, her clit bouncing a bit with each thrust when you keep the rhythm clean. Then it zooms back and you get the whole package, hair swinging, back arching, that big ass reddening as you unlock harder patterns and faster slaps. She actually reacts to your timing too; slow, lazy tapping makes her whine and push back like she’s begging you to go harder, but when you’re locked in and hitting everything, she starts trash-talking herself, calling herself a whore for loving it, which is both hot and kind of funny in a fucked up way. It’s not deep, it’s not polished, it just feels like someone took the fantasy of “Tifa on her knees getting pounded to a club beat” and coded the minimum buttons needed to make that fantasy loop in your head like a dirty track on repeat.