The car broke down. That's it, that's the whole setup. My screen shows this blonde, Charlie, looking annoyed on some backroad and then bam, two dudes show up. Grease monkeys or maybe just guys with a truck, I dunno. They'll help but obviously nothing's free, especially not in a game tagged dukes of hazzard and comedy. The mechanic work gets paid in installments, if you catch my drift. Four different stops along the way and Charlie's paying at each one.

I clicked a choice at the first garage thinking I'd be clever and the animation that played was... uh, aggressively enthusiastic. Like a monday morning coffee order but it's a blowjob. The art style's deliberately rough, sketch lines and anatomy that's wildly inconsistent. Her chest size seems to fluctuate frame to frame, maybe it's a feature. One scene I'm watching her and both guys, a threesome that's more chaotic than sexy, limbs everywhere like a bag of octopus wrestling. The facial expressions during the oral parts are what gets me, her eyes go so wide I laughed out loud in my cubicle. My boss glanced over so I alt-tabbed fast.

After the um, engine work, we're back on the road and I'm controlling the next stop's, encounter I guess? The cumshot ending at the body shop was just absurd, painted her more than the car. It doesn't take itself serious for a single second, the humor is dumb as rocks and I sorta respect that. Wish the dialogue had more weird options though, felt railroaded at the barn scene. Tried to replay for difrent outcomes but got the same scene twice. Typical. Back to my spreadsheets I guess.