I keep thinking about the brick textures. Not the actual brick textures in the dungeon, those are a mess, all stretched and weirdly shiny like someone smeared vaseline on a photograph. No, I mean I keep thinking about how there shouldn't be bricks. Lara Croft is a tomb raider. Tombs. Ancient. Stone blocks, maybe, weathered and carved with warnings in dead languages. This place has bricks. Mortar. It's like they caught her breaking into a recently constructed community center basement. That detail won't leave my head, even as the whole point is meant to be something else entirely.

The setup is you've got her captured, tied up. And then it's a toybox of things. The core loop is a guessing game, weirdly enough. You poke at her with different... implements, is the polite word, and a little reaction icon guesses if she'll like it or not. It's stripped down. I liked the flogger at first, the animation has this weird, janky, almost pathetic rhythm to it that felt canonically correct for a defeat scenario, but then I tried the dildo and it clipped straight through her stomach geometry and I remembered it's all just a browser sandbox with hentai proportions. Her boobs operate on their own physics ruleset, a kind of gel-filled defiance of gravity that I'd probably have written a whole essay about on my old Tumblr comparing it to the fluid dynamics in Dagon's dreamscapes. Wrong genre of horror, though. This is more... flesh.

Wish there was more of the "tape" part from the tags. You get like, a flash of it in the intro screen and then it's gone. Missed opportunity for a mechanic. You're supposed to do what you want but the options circle back fast and the whole thing is over before you can even find a rhythm. It made me feel less like an eldritch voyeur and more like I was fumbling with a broken remote control while a very patient monster in booty shorts waited for me to figure out the buttons. That's a mood, I guess. Just not the one advertised. The amazon position is the last one I tried before closing the tab, and the sound effect was just a wet squelch that didn't match the visual beat at all. Like a step on wet moss.