Jeeves finally snaps. That’s basically the whole vibe here, and it’s filthy in the way only a fan-made Lara Croft smut thing can be. You’re not some heroic tomb raider crawling through ancient traps; you’re sitting in the mansion with this old bastard of a butler who’s been polishing her guns and bringing her tea for years, secretly jerking off in his room to the sound of her shower. The game doesn’t even pretend he’s anything but a creepy old perv. That’s the good part. No fake romance, no “oh no, what are we doing” drama, it just goes straight to “you’re going to suck my cock, girl, and there’s nothing you can do about it.” And you know what, that works way better than half of these modern “Lara but she’s actually shy and sweet” attempts. She’s proud, pissed and still ends up on her knees with his dick in her throat, mascara running, all that good junk.

It starts pretty tame visually, then escalates fast. One second you’ve got this mansion background that looks like someone remembered the old Tomb Raider level select screen from memory and got half of it wrong, the next second your whole world is just Lara’s lips around his cock in tight POV. The camera sticks close, like you’re basically sitting in Jeeves’s skull. Her tits are ridiculous, of course, like some kid opened Photoshop and slid the “boob size” bar all the way to the right and then one more notch. In doggystyle scenes her ass fills so much of the screen you almost forget she has a face, until they cut back to it all glazed and messy. The deepthroat bit actually got me to pause a sec on my phone, because she gags and her throat bulges in this weirdly specific way that feels like the dev either studied way too much porn or had one hell of a reference folder in his Chrome bookmarks. There’s anal, there’s pussy, there are creampies that look a bit like cake frosting poured too slowly, and facial shots where he basically paints her like she is the last wall in the mansion that needed a fresh coat. Sometimes the timing of the finish is off with the animation, and the swallow moment looks like she just teleports the cum from her chin into her mouth, but I’ve seen worse in big-name stuff, so whatever. The funny part is how Jeeves acts like this is the most normal thing in the world, just calmly using her holes like he’s serving dinner, while she swings between rage, shame and that “fuck it, I’m into this now” look in about three seconds.

The game doesn’t waste time pretending it’s an epic story about ancient artifacts or lost cities. It’s one old pervert finally cashing in on years of quiet obsession with the girl who runs around his house in tiny shorts, and the whole thing feels like some forgotten Newgrounds fever dream that survived in a corner of the internet. There’s no clever puzzles, no fake morality choice, just a slow grind from forced blowjob to full-on fuckfest, with enough camera changes to keep your hand… occupied. If you ever sat on the couch with a PS1 controller and wondered what would happen if the mansion training level went horribly, horribly wrong, this is that thought, made dirty, stripped of any class and rubbed right in your face. Lara gets her pussy pounded, her ass opened, her mouth used until she’s drooling and swallowing his load like it’s her new side job, and the game doesn’t apologize for any of it. It shouldn’t.