This one feels like somebody grabbed my brain after an orgy-themed comic con party, shook it, and turned it into a browser game. You’ve got Six thrown in there, that impossible purple-haired space slut with boobs that look like they violated several gravity laws and at least two intergalactic treaties. And instead of all the teasing bullshit from the old show, here she finally does what everyone in the back row was thinking about: fucks around with whoever the hell you pick for her. You click in, pick a partner, and suddenly you’re running a weird little backstage casting couch on a cartoon spaceship where nobody is wearing enough clothes and everyone has way too much confidence. I had Spotify on, Telegram pinging every five minutes, and still I’m glued to the screen, watching this android dick her down in a rhythm that somehow synced with my notification sounds. Accident? Yeah. But it felt like the game knew.

The funny part is how casual it plays. One moment I’m testing combos with that lizard dude, just minding my own business, and the next I’m staring at a close-up of her tongue sliding over his cock while her tits bounce into frame like they’re trying to photobomb. There’s this one scene with a robot and a handheld cam that straight-up feels like you’re shooting an interspecies sex tape for some illegal Pornhub-in-space channel. You tap through, change angle, tweak the pacing and it’s like you’re directing your own fucked-up hentai highlight reel. The furry alien guy shows up and I swear I thought I’d hate it, then I catch myself replaying his route so I can watch her choke on that weirdly textured dick again. I don’t even like clowns and somehow there’s a clown thing going on in my head now because of this game, and I blame whoever decided big tits plus sci-fi trash humor plus robots was a good combo. Sometimes the looping animation sticks for half a second at climax and it drives me insane, like I’m right there edging with the code itself, and then I forget, because the next second her ass fills the whole screen and I stop caring about everything including my Gmail inbox. Plenty of stuff could be smoother, sure, but honestly if they fixed it too much it would lose that dirty little bootleg vibe that makes it feel like you’re watching a leaked scene from a universe that was never supposed to be this explicit.