The Batcave never looked so cheap. Flash-era rendering with stiff joints and that weird rubbery skin texture, like action figures left in a hot car. But who cares about that when Wonder Woman is on her knees, mouth full of Batman's sack. The animation loops are short, maybe six seconds each, but they get the point across. Her head bobs, his hips twitch, and there's this awkward pause between cycles where everything resets. You can almost hear the code struggling.

I kept clicking through the buttons on the side, not really knowing what did what. One switched to a blowjob angle from below, her lips stretched around him, tongue flat. Another moved to doggy style, her tits swinging with the same jerky motion every time. The anal scene comes later, and honestly the transition is so abrupt it feels like someone changed the channel. No buildup, just suddenly he's in her ass and she's making that same looping moan.

The weirdest part is how Batman stays mostly silent. Just stands there, cape clipping through the floor, while she does all the work. There's a cumshot at the end, pixelated and quick, lands on her face and chest. You can replay it by hitting the same button again. Which I did. A few times. The whole thing maybe takes two minutes if you don't pause to stare at the background, which is just a dark blur with some glowing panels.

Not sure why they called it a "fantastic flash story" in the description. It's more like a flipbook with extra steps. But if you're into the idea of Wonder Woman being a total whore for the Dark Knight, this scratches that itch without any pretense. Just don't expect the game to remember what you were doing if you click away. It won't.