The animation in this thing is like someone learned rigging yesterday and immediately decided to film a porno. Lucy’s tits have their own gravitational field, I swear, bouncing in ways that would make a physics engine weep. May’s face during the first scene, when she’s going down on Lindsey, has this dead eyed stare like she’s calculating her taxes. It’s supposed to be a hot threesome setup, these three bombshells in lingerie, all over each other, and you’re just clicking spots on the screen. Find the hotspot, hold the mouse, watch a circle fill up. That’s the whole gameplay loop. Progress indicator goes brrr.

But here’s the thing. I kept clicking. The redhead, Lindsey, she’s got this scary intensity when the camera zooms in, like she might actually bite, and that contrast with the janky 3d models is weirdly compelling. The sound design is just wet noises and the same moan sample looped until you want to scream. I think they used maybe three audio clips total. The brunette, May, she’s got the biggest rack of the group but her model clips through the bed constantly. Half her shoulder vanishes into the mattress during the lesbian scene and I laughed out loud. Not the intended reaction, probably.

I wish the scary tag was played up more. Like, lean into the uncanny valley, make it a feature. Instead it’s just this accidental creepiness when the blonde, Lucy, turns her head too fast and her neck does something no human neck should do. The threesome content is explicit as hell, don’t get me wrong, everything’s on display, no mosaics, no shy camera angles. But the click and hold mechanic gets old fast. You’re just holding the mouse button while two characters scissor and the third one stares at you with those dead fish eyes. There’s no real progression system, just finding the next glowing spot. I forgot what I was talking about. The big tits tag is accurate though, can’t fault them there.