Sometimes I just sit there clicking, not even thinking about the point system anymore. The blonde one has this expression when you miss, like she's genuinely disappointed in your aim. Not the character, but you personally. Weird thing to fixate on, I know.

The whole setup is stupid simple. You've got these water balloons, right, and there's a row of women in white tops. The wet t-shirt thing isn't exactly subtle but the physics on the fabric are actually kind of impressive? Like it doesn't just switch from dry to see through instantly. There's this intermediate stage where you can sort of make out the outline but not really, and if you're shit at throwing like I am you spend a lot of time in that zone. The brunette with the big tits, I swear her shirt takes more hits to fully soak through than the others. Could be imagining it. Probably am. There's a timer counting down and you get scored on accuracy but honestly who's paying attention to numbers when you're trying to arc a balloon just right over the blonde's shoulder.

The arcade minigame structure means you're doing the same thing over and over, which sounds boring when I type it out. But there's this rhythm to it. Miss, miss, hit, miss, perfect shot that gets both nips visible at once and you feel like some kind of perverted olympian. Then you immediately whiff the next three throws. The characters don't do much besides stand there and occasionally react but that's fine, you're not here for dialogue trees. Would've been nice if they moved around a bit, made it harder. Though I'd probably just complain about that too.