Right, so this thing. It's a quiz. A new year's quiz. Not the kind your aunt shares on Facebook about what kind of bread you are. This one wants to know if your year is gonna be "crazy sex with random partners" or "serious relationships." Loaded it up and the first thing I noticed, as someone who checks these things, the text contrast is a bit iffy on the question backgrounds. Not unreadable, just... I squinted. Then I forgot about it because the questions got weird.

It starts normal. "What's your ideal date?" type stuff. Then it asks if you'd rather find a used condom in your partner's bin or a positive pregnancy test. What the fuck kind of psychology test is this? It's framed as a personality thing but it's clearly just a setup for the punchline at the end. The art is this deliberately sketchy, unpolished style. One picture has a girl in a swimsuit holding a magnifying glass like she's inspecting something on a desk. Another is just... a close-up of boobs in a bikini top. The anatomy is a bit off, like the artist was drawing from a weird angle and just went with it. I wish the swimsuit picture was bigger, honestly. It won't be.

The whole thing is over in like twelve questions. You click your answer, it gives you a little snarky comment, and then you get your result. Mine was something about a harem ending. The humor is that very specific hentai-logic where the most unhinged option is probably the "correct" one. It's not trying to be a real test. It's a joke with tits. The psychology tag is a lie, it's just horny multiple choice. There's no real mechanic, just clicking. I kept waiting for a twist that never came. The pictures are just... there. Static. You can't interact with them. For a game about expectations, I expected... more. Something. A minigame. A bad ending where you get neither. Just a results screen that calls you a degenerate. Which, fair.