This episode hits like when you open Discord just to check one thing, then suddenly it’s three hours later and you’re arguing about which monster girl has the best tits. Same vibe here. It looks simple at first, you just wander around, grab quests, smack some weird horny critters, but the more you play, the more your brain quietly swaps “catch them all” with “fuck them all” and somehow it makes sense. The story keeps pretending to be this grand adventure with danger and mystery and whatever, while on screen you’re busy deciding if you want to cum inside a wolfgirl with way too shiny boobs or save your load for the next weird rabbit thing hiding in the outskirts. The tone goes from dumb meme joke to “oh shit, I kinda care what happens to this pervy little party” in like two lines of dialogue, and the best part is that the characters actually talk dirty in ways that feel like horny people, not like porn robots. They tease, they shit-talk, they bribe you with sex, they complain when you lose, and half of the time I was just sitting there thinking: “yeah, that’s exactly how two idiots would flirt while trying not to die.”

What surprised me the most is how much the whole roguelike-ish structure low-key fits with the lewd stuff. You keep jumping into fights, taking risks, getting punished, restarting, poking new routes. It’s like the game is saying “yeah, you’re gonna fail, but at least you failed with your dick out.” I had one run where I went off the path into this random outskirts area and got absolutely wrecked by a boss pussymon that looked like someone mashed three fetishes into one body. Lost the fight, but the defeat scene was so filthy I genuinely didn’t care. The animations are not “perfect”, some loops are a bit stiff, sometimes the boobs look like they have their own physics engine that forgot to sync, and there’s this tiny sound effect during one blowjob loop that annoyed the hell out of me and I still kept replaying it. Dialog-wise, I love how they throw in stupid jokes in the middle of sex, like the girl comparing your stamina to a low level monster, or calling you a “quest-grinding pervert” right when you’re about to finish. It’s not subtle, sometimes the humor totally misses, and one side quest felt like it was written in a rush, but when the banter hits, it really hits. Also, nobody prepares you for how fast you’ll start remembering their names and personalities, like, “oh, that one, the trash-talking red rider chick, she’s the one who mocks your choices mid-battle, I kinda wanna see her lose again.” The whole thing feels messy and horny and rough around the edges in a way that actually works for it, like a lewd notebook someone kept updating instead of doing homework, and somehow that makes the world feel more alive and more stupid and more fun at the same time.

Ahri getting railed in the forest by a big striped beast is honestly the kind of thing that sounds like a shitpost when you say it out loud, but here it just clicks way too well. The game drops you right into that moment where the flirting is long gone, the teasing is already over, and it’s just raw, hungry fucking under the trees. No prelude, no slow romance, just Ahri bent over, tail up, fur brushing over bark while this huge tiger-bodied Felisyor grabs her hips and pounds her like she’s been asking for it the whole match. The setting barely matters after the first few seconds; the forest is just this blurry background while you focus on how her back arches when he sinks in, how her claws drag over the ground, how her mouth opens in that “I can’t really handle this but don’t you fucking stop” expression. It’s that nice mix where she’s still this proud champion and at the same time completely losing herself on his cock, ass pushed back, ears twitching every time his balls smack against her.

What I liked most is how the whole thing feels like catching them in the middle of something way too intimate and way too dirty at the same time. There’s a rhythm to the thrusts that goes from rough to a bit slower, just enough to show her trying to breathe, then he rams in again and you see her thighs shake. Doggy is the main act here and it’s treated like a real position, not some stiff porn pose. Her tail moves, sometimes it gets in the way, sometimes it frames her butt perfectly when he spreads her cheeks with those big paws. You notice stupid tiny things, like the way her fur pattern pulls tight over her hips when he really slams forward, and it sticks in your head more than it should. The creampie at the end isn’t just a white splash and done. He stays inside, pushes deep, there’s this moment where his body presses fully against hers and she kind of melts under him, and only then you see him filling her, thick and heavy, leaking back out around his cock while she trembles and her tail flicks like she’s trying to deal with too much pleasure at once. It’s messy, not polite at all, and it fits them. It actually feels like two predators fucking somewhere they shouldn’t, not some censored fantasy. I kept telling myself I’d only watch it once, and then I reset it again without even thinking about it.

This one feels like somebody’s horny Flash project that somehow survived the internet apocalypse, and I mean that in a good way and also in a “what the hell am I doing with my life” way. You start by picking one of four girls, all furry, all with that very early-2000s vibe: slim bodies, big hips, big eyes, a bit of that goth pout here and there, like they listened to too much Evanescence on loop. One of them has this goth energy that really stands out, darker palette, smug little smirk, the kind of girl who looks like she’d roll her eyes at you and then still let you fuck her in the back of some crumbling temple. They don’t talk much, it’s all in the body language, in the tiny loops of animation. Hips shifting a little when you strip another layer, tail flicking when you hover over the “wrong” spot like she’s pretending she’s not into it. It’s not sophisticated, but damn, it’s clear someone cared about how these girls react to being touched.

The structure is stupid simple, but it works: strip her, then pick what you wanna do. Front, back, oral, feet, all that. You’re basically clicking through a menu of filth. There’s a flow to it though. For example, on the goth-ish one, when you finally get her naked and switch to oral, her ears flatten a bit and she leans forward with this little hungry motion that looks way dirtier than it should for such a short loop. When you move to blowjob, she doesn’t just bob like a robot, she pauses half a second, tongue sticking out, eyes glancing up, and that tiny pause sells the whole thing. Same with the anal scene on another girl: her spine arches in this exaggerated curve, her hands clench, and there’s this split-second twitch of her tail that just screams “too tight, but don’t stop.” It’s rough around the edges, sure, some transitions are abrupt, and the cumshot almost always lands in that old-school porn angle, very frontal, kind of goofy, like the camera forgot to move. But then you notice how her chest heaves in the afterglow loop, or how the thighs keep trembling a bit too long, and suddenly you’re not complaining anymore. Well, except about the damn feet scene, where her toes curl in this really nice, detailed way and then the animation just resets too fast. I stared at those toes way too long, not proud of it, not sorry either.

What actually surprised me: each heroine has one unique scene and that’s where the animator went full nerd. One gets this pharaoh-style throne setup, gold and stone behind her, she’s sitting there like a spoiled queen while you work between her legs, and her whole posture changes. She leans back, shoulders loose, chin up, like she owns you completely. Another has a variation during oral where she pushes her head deeper, jaw opening a little wider, and there’s this tiny shiver in her shoulders that makes the whole loop feel more intense. The rest of the positions repeat across girls, same angle, same pacing, only with different bodies and personalities sketched in by tail movement, ear tilt, hip roll. It’s lazy and not lazy at the same time. You see copy-paste, then you see that someone still adjusted the way each one reacts when you switch from licking to fucking from behind. One arches more, one spreads her legs wider, one looks almost shy until the cumshot hits her face and her eyes close in this soft, satisfied blink. It’s messy, it’s old, it’s horny as hell, and weirdly, the more you watch the sprites, the more they feel alive, like they’re acting for you and not just looping forever. I kind of wish the clothing phase had more resistance, more teasing, instead of “click, bra gone, click, panties gone,” but whatever, I still ended up replaying the same goth backdoor angle way too many times, just to catch that one hip jerk right when you finish.

Makoto Nanaya on her knees is already a mood, but this little blowjob toy goes straight past “haha furry titty squirrel” and lands in that lazy horny zone where you’re half using one hand on the mouse and half scrolling Discord on your phone. It’s literally just her face, one big cock, and a couple of buttons that do all the real work. You don’t need a guide, you don’t need a wiki, you just poke stuff until she starts slobbering like she’s trying to unlock a hidden costume in her throat. The first time I clicked the lick setting and watched her tongue go from shy little kitten laps to “I’m cleaning a popsicle I dropped on the floor,” I actually stopped a second and thought, ok, this is stupidly hot for something that’s basically a squirrel girl stress ball for your dick.

What sells it is how focused it is. No story dump, no ten menus, no fake “RPG” crap. You show up, Makoto’s already in worship mode, ears twitching, tail in the background, eyes locked on that shaft like it insulted Kokonoe. You tap a control, she switches from soft licking to honest full-mouth worship, then you tap again and suddenly she’s taking it deeper, cheeks bulging, drool spilling down her chin. It’s uncomfortably close to Super Deepthroat, yeah, like that cousin who “didn’t copy your homework, just changed some words,” but seeing an actual recognizable character from Blazblue there, with those dumb cute fangy lips wrapped around you, hits different. When you push her into deepthroat and she struggles a bit, then settles into this messy rhythm, swallowing down spit and pre like it’s a training exercise, you start feeling like you’re bullying a fighting game mascot and somehow that’s exactly what the brain worms wanted.

There’s not much to “do” on paper, but the small stuff works. Tapping between licking and full-on sucking mid-stroke, watching her reaction change when you speed up the thrust, playing chicken with her gag point to see how far into that tight little squirrel throat you can slam it before her eyes get watery. The cumshot is the obvious big finish, shooting straight down her throat while she chokes and then swallows like a good girl, and yeah, it’s hot as hell. But honestly, I kinda like the slower runs more, when you just keep her at this edge where she’s breathing through her nose, lips stretched, tongue pinned, taking every twitch and drip, then pull back and make her lick it clean again. It’s scuffed, options are barebones, there’s no huge customization, and yet here I am, going back to watch this neko-ish fluffball work my imaginary cock like it’s her new main job. I don’t even main Makoto in Blazblue, but after this, pretending she’s not built to swallow loads on command feels like lying to myself.