So I'm speed dating these furry girls right. Not real speed dating, it's this game, and the whole thing is you got pickup lines. Bad ones. Like, really bad. The kind that make you wince but also you can't look away. First girl is a cat, obviously, and I pick something about her tail being fluffy. She doesn't even blink, just bends over the table right there. No transition. One second we're talking, next second my character's got his whole hand up her ass. The anal fingering comes out of nowhere and the sound it makes, this wet squelch, is way louder than the music. I laughed but also I didn't stop.

The art is rough. Deliberately unpolished, the description says, and yeah. Lines are shaky, colors bleed outside the edges. Reminds me of those old flash games on Newgrounds where you could tell some dude just learned how to draw boobs and went crazy with it. But here's the thing, the jank kinda works? Like finding a dirty magazine drawn on notebook paper. There's a fox girl later with three tails and I used a line about knots, you know, the furry thing, and she just goes straight for anal penetration. No buildup. The animation loops are maybe four frames total but they're the right four frames, if you get me. The facial at the end of her scene, the artist clearly spent all their time on that one expression. Eyes crossed, tongue out, the whole hentai classic. Everything else looks like a sketch but that face is detailed.

Wish there was more game here. You just click a line, watch the scene, next girl. No failure states, no wrong answers. Would be cooler if you could actually bomb and get kicked out, but that's not what this is. It's a first attempt, the dev said so. The bunny girl's scene glitched out on me, her ears kept twitching during the anal part in a way that looked painful. Or maybe that was on purpose? With furries you never know. Anyway I kept playing.