Angela Savage. Yeah, that's the whole deal right there. Real model, not some drawing. Blonde, lingerie, that look like she knows exactly what you're thinking and she's already bored of it. The game is hangman. You know, letters, a little stick figure, but here the stick figure is her and she's losing clothes. Simple. 101 words to get through for six pictures and some videos. Six. That number stuck in my head. Feels like a lot of work for six reveals, but then you see the first one and you stop counting.

The video clips are a nice touch, I guess. Short loops. The picture quality though... it's that specific era of digital camera where everything is a bit too sharp and the lighting is harsh. Like a flash went off in a tanning salon. Wish they'd spent less time on the word list and more on making the video not look like it was filmed on a potato from 2005. But that's never getting fixed. The hangman itself, the word guessing, it's fine. You type letters. Sometimes you get a word like "lollipop" and you just stare at it. What's the connection? Who cares. You're not here for the vocabulary lesson.

Forgot to mention the striptease part. Obviously. That's the whole point. She starts in this black lacy thing, and you're just slamming vowels hoping to see a shoulder. The game doesn't punish you for wrong guesses in a way that matters. No game over screen that locks you out. You just... keep going. Which is good because my brain kept shorting out. I'd be staring at a blank word, thinking about the next unlock, and completely forget the alphabet. Happens. The whole thing runs in a browser, feels like one of those old Flash games you'd hide in a separate tab. It's unpolished on purpose, I think? Or maybe just unpolished. The interface is clunky, the sound is a single loop that drills into your skull after ten minutes. I muted it and put on my own playlist. Much better experience. Dare to play it alone? What else are you gonna do, project it on a building? It's a solo mission. A weird, grainy, oddly compelling solo mission.