What the fuck am I even looking at here. This is a slot machine that's also a book that's also a TV that's apparently powered by anime tiddies. The whole thing feels like someone took five half finished projects from a horny hard drive and just said yeah, put them all in one browser tab.

Spinning the slots is weirdly compulsive though, I'll give it that. The wheels have these little animated bits, nothing special, just enough motion to keep your lizard brain clicking. Win some coins, lose some coins, the usual degenerate time sink. But you're not really here for the gambling are you. You hit a threshold and a page turns with that sound effect, the one that's supposed to be mysterious, and there she is. Some big breasted anime girl looking at you like she lost a bet. The art's actually, I don't know, competent? Sometimes the proportions make sense and sometimes her spine would need to be made of rubber, which honestly is what we're all here for anyway.

Then you collect these Stars for the Hentai TV buttons