You know that park bench near the guild hall, the one that’s basically a meme at this point. batou’s latest loop just parks Angel and Meredy right there in public, no shame, reverse cowgirl on two random dudes who might as well be mannequins with dicks. The whole thing is like someone took the Fairy Tail guild and said “what if the real magic was just an endless creampie factory.” Angel, or Sorano, whatever, that supposedly cold hearted bitch, is just taking it with this blank look that’s somehow more filthy than if she was screaming. Meredy’s pink hair bounces with a rhythm that’s almost hypnotic, and the loop makes it look like these poor bastards are cumming every two seconds, a literal non stop flood. It’s a short animation, so don’t go expecting a full episode or anything.

The whole premise is dumb as hell and I love it. Everyone knows guilds are just a reason to fuck gently during a mission, right? That’s the lore now. The best part, the absolute top 3 moments you’ll want to screenshot, are first when the camera angle shifts just slightly and you get a perfect view of Meredy’s big boobs slapping together from the force, second that split second where Angel’s pussy is just absolutely overflowing, and third the moment you realize the guys’ faces are completely out of frame the entire time. Who are they? Doesn’t matter. The animation quality itself is deliberately unpolished, rough around the edges like a sketch that got colored in a hurry, but the janky loop is what makes it funny and weirdly hot. The sound is the usual wet slapping, nothing special, I wish there was at least a moan or a grunt from someone but it’s just this silent, mechanical plapping.

It’s like a gif you’d find buried on a rule34 page at 3 AM, not something you’d show off for the art. The public setting is completely wasted, there’s no background character walking by and gasping, no risk, just the bench. I don’t know why I expected more. The orgy tag is generous, it’s just a two on two, but the sheer messy creampie focus almost makes up for it. Almost. The way Meredy’s back arches is a nice touch, a detail that got some actual attention before they just copy pasted the loop. And now I’m thinking about how batou always does this, makes one good loop and calls it a day. Why is the bench so clean? It’s a public park. This thing needs a mess slider or something, but it won’t get one.