The snow outside is piling up but inside it's just me, a half empty mug of something that was hot three hours ago, and Chemical Change. I don't know what I expected from a game with a title that sounds like a bad science pun but here we are. The blonde. Right. She's got that look, the one where you can't tell if she's judging you or about to unzip your pants, and honestly the writing leans so hard into the second option it almost wraps back around to being clinical. Almost.

The cg hentai scenes hit different when you're wrapped in a blanket and the radiator's making that clicking noise. There's this one blowjob sequence

The font choice in Chasing Beth is fucking criminal. Like someone picked the default Arial but stretched it weird and now every line of dialogue looks like it's mildly panicking. I spent way too long staring at the text box instead of the massive tits on screen, which is probably not what the dev intended.

The whole thing is a CG hentai visual novel about some blonde chick named Beth who you're obviously trying to bang. Standard setup. But the localization is rough in a way that loops back around to being charming. Sentences that technically mean something but feel like they were translated through three different languages first. "Your member is quite substantial" is an actual line. Who talks like that? Nobody. I love it. The blowjob scenes are well drawn though, proper big cock worship stuff that doesn't skimp on detail. Beth's expressions carry most of the weight since the writing keeps tripping over itself.

I wish there was more branching. You get choices but they funnel you toward the same lewd outcomes with slight dialogue variations. For a game called Chasing Beth, the chase feels pretty short. The big tits tag delivers, no complaints there, but I wanted more build up before she's just going at it. Also the sound design is nonexistent. Dead silence except for my own breathing which got awkward fast. Some wet noises would've gone a long way.

The art saves it though. Those CG stills hit different when you've been clicking through weirdly translated text for ten minutes and suddenly there's a perfectly rendered blonde swallowing cock like she's getting paid for it. Which she isn't. I think. The plot's something about her being your neighbor? Honestly I stopped caring. Just give me more scenes and fix that godawful font.

The whole thing runs in a browser tab, which I found out when I alt-tabbed away from actual work. 347 women. 36 rounds. You sit there staring at photos of pornstars and trans models, some in lingerie, some fully clothed, trying to guess who is who. The test is supposedly for a job as an investigator, but that framing is thinner than the lace on a cheap babydoll. It's just a quiz. A very specific, very horny quiz.

I got stuck on round 14 for way too long. This one model had these absolutely massive tits, the kind that make you forget what you're supposed to be looking for, and I clicked wrong because I was distracted by how the fabric was pulling. Then round 23, a trans woman with a cock that would make most pornstars blush, and I second guessed myself into a wrong answer because the photo was cropped weird. The game doesn't explain its mechanics, you just click and get a little ding or a buzz. My accuracy was garbage, like 60% something, and the results screen just... shows you numbers. No fanfare. No "you got the job." Just percentages and a vague sense that you've failed some kind of digital Turing test for boners.

The whole thing feels like someone's unpolished fetish project, which it probably is. I wish there was a way to see the full photo sets instead of just the cropped test images, but that's never getting added. The soundtrack is just silence and the occasional click of my own mouse, which is somehow more intimate than any moaning track would be. It's like that one time I tried to sort through a folder of Bailey Jay pics versus cis performers for a "research" thread on an old forum, except now it's gamified and judging me. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

The first time you see her, she's bent over a washing machine, and the game doesn't even try to pretend this is anything but what it is. Horny Love, or whatever the actual title is, I already forgot, throws you into a gloryhole scenario with a milf who's got proportions that would make a physics engine cry. The cg hentai art is... look, it's deliberately rough around the edges, like someone traced over a really good doujin but their hand slipped on the boob slider. And kept slipping.

The big cock tag isn't kidding. It's the kind of anatomical exaggeration where you start wondering about spinal alignment, but then the visual novel part kicks in and you're picking dialogue options that all lead to the same place. There's this one scene where the interracial aspect comes up, and the localization choices are... interesting. Some lines feel like they were run through Google Translate twice, then edited by someone who only knew the word "oh" and various punctuation marks. "Oh... you are... so big..." Yes, thank you, I gathered.

The gloryhole segments are where it gets weirdly compelling. You don't see much, just reactions, and the sound design (if you can call it that) is basically three stock effects on loop. But there's a rhythm to it that my sleep-deprived brain latched onto. The milf character has exactly two expressions, and one of them is just the other one but with more sweat drops. I spent way too long trying to figure out if the big tits were getting bigger between scenes or if that was just me losing perspective. The whole thing runs in browser, no saves, so if you close the tab you're starting over. Which I did. Twice. Not sure what that says about me.

Similar to the title of this video game promises it will certainly be around simply one point - about enthusiastic blowjob from one warm looking and clearly quite slutty blonde chick! But how exactly she will certainly be drawing this big and hard cock depends on you given that you have dozens and dozens of various options to customize this computer animated dental sex scene! Oh yes, this type of pleasure could last for long!

You know that feeling when you find a porn game that actually has writing worth reading? Like, not just "he put his thing in her thing" but actual sentences that make you feel something. This one has that. Sometimes. Other times it's just "and then she moaned" repeated seventeen different ways, but who's counting.

The setup is you stole some formula that makes people horny and submissive. Classic. The blonde on the thumbnail has these absolutely ridiculous tits that bounce in the videos like they're trying to escape. And there's videos. Real ones. Not those janky 3D renders where everyone looks like melted plastic. The BBC stuff is everywhere, obviously, given the tags, and it doesn't pretend to be subtle about it. There's this one scene where you first use the formula on your neighbor and the text choices actually matter, which surprised me because usually these games just fake it. You pick wrong and she slaps you. Pick right and, well, you get the picture.

The domination angle gets pretty intense. Like, "text her commands while she's at work" intense. The RPG elements are there but honestly who cares about stats when there's a video playing of exactly what you're reading about. That's the thing though, the photos and videos are hot but sometimes they don't quite match the scene description and it pulls you out of it. You're reading about a kitchen counter and the video is clearly on a bed. Small thing. Drives me crazy.

The submission mechanics work better than most games in this genre. You build control gradually instead of just clicking a button and boom, she's a slave. There's resistance. There's a whole plot about the people who want their formula back and honestly I forgot about that for like an hour while I was just exploring the branching paths with the gym trainer. She's got this thing she does with her tongue. You'll know it when you see it.

The text heavy approach means you're reading a lot. A lot. But the interracial scenes are worth it when they hit.

Right so Professor D. Range. That’s who you are. Not a typo, his parents must’ve hated him or something. Anyway you’re this mad scientist type with a grudge against the Order of Purity, which is basically the Justice League if everyone had massive honkers and walked around in spandex that’s painted on by a pervert. Your job is to corrupt them. Or beat them. Honestly the plot gets fuzzy because I kept clicking through dialogue to get to the scenes.

The art is that specific kind of western hentai where the lines are thick and everything looks a bit glossy, like a sticker you’d peel off a vending machine toy. Not complaining. When a scene hits, it hits. There’s a moment with a villainess named Blackout or something, she’s got this ridiculous chest and the physics are completely out to lunch. Her tits move like water balloons in zero gravity during a blowjob scene. The cock in this game is absurd too, like a third leg, and the animators clearly had fun making it look as veiny and ridiculous as possible. It’s the kind of thing where you just sort of nod and accept the biology is different here.

Gameplay wise it’s a visual novel so you’re clicking and reading. Your crew is the Scavengers, a bunch of losers you have to whip into shape. I kept waiting for a management sim element that never came. You just pick dialogue and watch the trainwreck. There’s a sci-fi setting but it’s mostly just an excuse for glowing eyes and neon backgrounds. I wish there was more actual villainy, you know? Like real scheming. Instead you just sort of stumble into sex scenes. Not that I’m complaining about the scenes. The superheroine with the energy powers, her outfit is basically a thong and a prayer, and the scene where you finally get her to... let’s say switch sides, involves a lot of drool and a facial that looks like a glazed donut exploded. The sound design is just wet slaps and moans, no music, which makes it feel dirtier somehow. Like you’re watching something you shouldn’t be. The game crashed once when I tried to skip too fast. Classic. Still booted it back up though.

The whole thing is a mess of jank and I kind of love it for that. You got this blonde with pigtails, a real model, just standing there looking bored while you're supposed to catch these floating ass icons. Fifteen of them, thirty seconds. The counter is this tiny thing in the corner I almost missed the first few runs. The hitbox on the basket is pure guesswork, sometimes you swear you lined it up and nothing, other times you snag one from a mile away. It's not a polished game, it feels like something slapped together in an afternoon, and that's the whole charm.

The reward is a video of her doing a striptease and then a cock riding scene. Big cock, big boobs, big ass, the tags don't lie. The video quality is surprisingly decent for how the actual game part looks. There's this weird disconnect where you're playing this frantic, ugly little arcade catcher and then you're watching a pretty clear clip. The transition is jarring, no fade or anything, just bam, here's your prize. I wish the game had some sound effects, it's dead silent until the video plays. That won't change though.

My high score is eleven. Eleven asses. The timer is brutal and the icons spawn in these weird clusters. I found myself actually leaning in my chair, trying to will the basket to move faster. It's a strip game where the stripping is the reward, not the gameplay, and that's fine. The eroticism is all in the video, the humor is in how absurd the catching part is. I don't know what I expected but a pixelated basket chasing a floating butt wasn't it. The model has this expression like she's waiting for a bus, even when she's riding the cock. It's weirdly hypnotic. The whole thing is over in a flash and you're left staring at a replay button wondering if you can beat eleven. Probably not.

The card is The Chariot, reversed. Usually means a lack of direction, but here it's just a dude with a dick so big it's got its own gravitational pull. Battle of the Bulges. The name alone, right? It sounds like a shitpost, and honestly, the whole thing has that energy. The art is that specific kind of CG hentai where the boobs are less body parts and more like sentient weather balloons strapped to a frame. It's not polished, it's not trying to be, and in a weird way that's the whole vibe. You're the new guy on a tropical island, moving in with your mom and sister, which is already a setup that makes my third eye twitch. The local muscle-clad college stud, a guy built like a brick shithouse, challenges you to a fucking contest. A week. Most conquests wins. That's the plot. It's like a Pokémon battle but the only type is horny.

The character designs are... a lot. There's a student with tits that would give a physics engine a nervous breakdown. The mom character has that specific hentai-milf design where she looks 22 but they tell you she's 40. The sister is there, because of course she is. The whole family tag is in full swing, no brakes on this train. I spent way too long on the first choice screen, not because it was deep, but because I was just staring at the rendering of a bicep on the rival dude. It has its own topography. The writing is exactly what you expect, lines so blunt they'd make a construction worker blush, delivered with the grace of a brick through a window.

The fucking contest mechanic is basically a series of scenes where you just... win. There's no real strategy, your character is hung like a horse, that's the game. It's a power fantasy stripped down to its most basic, sweaty component. And you know what? It kind of works in the same way a greasy late-night snack works. It's not good for you, it's not complex, but it hits a specific, primal craving. The muscle guy's constant posturing is hilarious, like a JoJo character who lost his Stand and just has to rely on raw, aggressive heterosexuality. The whole thing feels like it was made in a fugue state, and I mean that as a compliment. Mostly. The sound design is nonexistent, just the phantom echo of wet slaps my brain filled in. It's a mess. A glorious, unapologetic, titanic mess.