You know what I miss? That jank. Actual, honest to god jank from the old Flash portal days. Newgrounds wouldn't even let this through the portal without a "needs work" whistle, and that's exactly why I'm here. Scrolling through itch.io, finding something so deliberately unpolished it feels like a lost file from 2003, just a raw interaction with no bloat. The girl here, you build her from some sliders and color pickers, and she just stands there blinking with these dead doll eyes. Not a complaint, more like an aesthetic. It's a sex toy simulator more than a game, you click and stuff happens.

Customizing the hair color slider, I spent way too long getting a specific shade of neon pink that clashed horribly with the skin tone, perfection. Then you get to the action, right? The pov is locked in, which is fine because the handjob animation has this weird looping rhythm where her wrist seems to disconnect for a single frame. A beautiful glitch. The blowjob view is mostly the top of her head, a very authentic, almost clinical angle, and the oral sounds are just these wet squelching loops that don't sync up at all. It's hypnotically bad in the best way. The cumshot is just a texture swap, a sudden white mask that appears, and the creampie is... well, it's a similar trick, a bit of white goo that just kind of exists there after the fact with no physics or flow. You'd think it would be gross but it's so abstract it's like modern art.

I was clicking through, got the creampie, and then spent another five minutes adjusting her eyebrow color. That's the loop. A weirdly zen experience of crude fucking and obsessive micro adjustments. The game forgets what it is halfway through and so do you. A small thing that bugged me, the "shaved" option doesn't change the model at all, just a button that clicks. What's the point of a toggle that toggles nothing? Maybe that's the deeper commentary on desire or maybe the dev just forgot to wire it up. Speaking of wiring, the whole thing runs in a browser window and my laptop fan didn't even spin up, which is a miracle these days when a simple text editor needs 2GB of RAM. A future DLC just adding a single, badly compressed moan would probably break my brain. Don't go in expecting a game, go in expecting a weird little interactive diorama of smut that feels like it's held together with tape and lust.

Gotham's rogues gallery decided to unionize, and their first collective bargaining agreement is apparently a spit roast. The whole thing feels like someone found a very specific folder on a hard drive from 2007 and decided to build a game around it. Harley's voice is all wrong, that Brooklyn squeak replaced with something that sounds like a GPS giving directions to a glory hole. Ivy's model has these dead eyes that follow you, not in a sexy way but like a taxidermy fox judging your life choices.

The threesome setup is where things get properly unhinged. Catwoman's there too, I guess, though she mostly just watches for the first half like she's waiting for a bus. The physics engine treats breasts like water balloons filled with concrete, and there's this one angle during the blowjob scene where Harley's neck does something that would kill a real person instantly. I couldn't stop clicking. The cumshot lands with all the grace of a sneeze caught on a webcam in 2005, and honestly? That's the charm. It's not trying to be pretty. It's trying to be what it is, which is a sticky keyboard and a vague sense of shame.

Poison Ivy's anal scene has this moment where the animation loops wrong and she just... vibrates. For like four seconds. It's the hottest thing in the game and it's clearly a bug. Gordon never shows up, which feels like a missed opportunity. Batman's just a silhouette in the corner, watching, which raises questions about the Batcomputer's hard drive contents. The whole thing runs in browser, no fuss, just click and regret. I wish there was more Catwoman content but I also don't care. You know exactly who this is for. If you've ever paused the animated series at a specific frame, you've already made up your mind.

Flannery here is exactly the kind of gym leader your mom hoped you’d never meet. The game drops you into her “training session” like it’s totally normal that the hot redhead fire specialist has a giant dick hanging between her legs and zero concept of personal space. No slow burn, no fake romance, it feels more like someone skipped straight from Route 1 to Elite Four horny. You’re not wandering tall grass, you’re basically wandering her thighs. The whole thing plays like one long victory lap where the only thing that levels up is how messy the screen gets. One second she’s giving this cocky smirk, squatting down like she’s about to inspect your Poké Balls for “health reasons”, next second she’s already got her lips wrapped around a fat shaft, drool running, eyes half closed, like this is the most important gym challenge in the region. I actually had the game open in Chrome and my other tab was a spreadsheet, and for a solid minute I just watched her bob her head in the corner of my screen, like a very illegal productivity tool.

What I like a lot is how direct it is. You hit the pink arrow and suddenly you go from her teasing with just tongue and tip, to this deep, noisy blowjob that sounds like she’s trying to speedrun the whole scene. She keeps that cock so hard it looks like she’s about to try a one-hit KO with it. The cumshots are ridiculous in the best way, like someone overfilled a potion bottle and it exploded. First time I triggered the big finish, she pulled back, stroked herself twice, and the whole load blasted across her own boobs and face, then another spurt hit her hair. I was literally thinking “ok that’s the crit hit right there.” Sometimes she angles it so it lands all over her abs and drips down over that trimmed little patch above her slit, and other times she goes full-on cum dump, mouth open, tongue out, letting it pool and spill down her chin. The expressions when she gets coated are wild, kind of half proud, half dazed, like she just won the league and also forgot her own name. I wish there was a bit more build up before the first scene, but also I don’t, because the fast start is half the fun and I’m not patient anyway.

The futa twist isn’t treated like some rare legendary, more like “yeah, of course she has a thick cock, what did you expect from a fire-type queen?” and that casual attitude made it hotter. There’s this one moment where she’s jerking herself, staring right at you, with that “you’re not leaving this gym without swallowing something” look, and it hits harder than any badge ceremony. The game quietly lets you hop between scenes with those pink arrows, and it feels a bit like abusing save states: flick forward, watch her choke a little more, flick back to see that first innocent lick, then jump ahead again right as she’s getting blasted in the face. For some reason her hair stays perfect even while she’s getting absolutely drenched, which makes no sense at all and also I kinda love it. I kept trying to decide which cum angle I liked best and ended up just looping all of them in Firefox like some degenerate slideshow. There’s one tiny thing that annoys me, her hand grip on the shaft sometimes covers the spot I actually want to see and it made me click around like an idiot hoping there’s a hidden pose, but of course there isn’t and I still kept going. Anyway, if you ever thought “yeah, I’d let Flannery ruin my entire party and then blow a load on my face,” this feels like someone heard that thought and wrote it down in horny pixels.

The whole thing hinges on two dudes in cheap Scooby Doo mascot suits, and honestly the absurdity is doing more work than the animation. Velma's there, glasses askew, getting absolutely railed from both ends while the costumes just... stay on. Like full head, paws, the works. It's so stupid it loops back around to being kind of hot, the way a bad porno parody can be.

Mechanically it's one of those clickable scene things, you pick which hole gets filled or swap her out for a futa version mid-scene. The futa toggle is actually the best part, watching her suddenly sprout a cock while still getting her mouth used. The cumshots are messy and plentiful, which I respect. But the blowjob animation loops weird, her head bobs like she's nodding along to a song that keeps skipping. And the threesome positioning gets cramped, sometimes a leg clips through the couch and you just have to pretend you didn't see it.

Lingerie's there too, orange and purple, very on brand. The sound design is just wet noises and grunting, no voice acting, which is probably for the best because hearing Velma moan "jinkies" would have sent me to the hospital. The clickable elements are responsive enough, though I spent way too long trying to get the cumshot to land on her glasses specifically. It never did. Small complaint, but it stuck with me.

If you're into weird cartoon smut and don't mind the jank, this'll get you there. Just don't expect the Scooby gang to show up and rescue her. They never do.

I loaded this up expecting another janky flash loop with Naruto characters pasted onto stiff animations. What I got was Hinata going full vacuum seal on some poor bastard's cock and honestly it rewired something in my brain. The whole thing is unpolished as hell, the UI looks like it was built in a weekend by someone who just discovered tweening, but the actual deepthroat sequence has this weird hypnotic quality. She doesn't just bob her head, she twists her tongue around the shaft while pressing her nose into the base, then pulls back with a string of spit connecting her lips to the tip. It loops forever and I watched it for way too long.

The game is basically one scene, maybe two if you count the angle change. You click and she switches from slow worship to aggressive throat fucking, and there's a button that makes her reach down and cup the balls while she works. That part got me. I don't even like ball play usually but something about her small hand squeezing while her throat bulges just works. The art style is that classic Pinoytoons look, thick lines, exaggerated eyes, bodies that don't quite follow anatomy but in a way that makes the sex feel more intense. Her tits bounce when she gags. The sound is just wet slurping noises on a loop, no voice acting, which is a shame because I wanted to hear her moan around it.

One thing that bugs me, the background is just a blurry orange mess and it never changes. I get it's a browser game but come on, put her in a bedroom or something. Also the cumshot at the end is weak, just a few white pixels that disappear too fast. I wish there was a creampie option but I know there won't be. Anyway the deepthroat is the whole point and it delivers. Not a game you play, more like a gif you occasionally poke. If you're into Hinata being a total slut for cock, this scratches that itch.

Elizabeth's tits bounce different in this one. Not like the original game where she's all corsets and mystery, here she's just... there. Waiting. Clicking A cycles through scenes like a flipbook someone left in a bathroom stall. First she's jerking you off with this bored expression, then suddenly she's deepthroating like rent's due. The transition is jarring. I kept clicking A expecting a plot twist, maybe a Songbird cameo, but no. Just more Elizabeth.

The blowjob scene has this weird thing where her eyes never quite meet the camera. She's looking slightly left, like she's watching Booker in the other room. It's distracting. I spent way too long on that detail. The facial cumshot lands fine, nothing revolutionary, but the sound effect is just... a squelch. One squelch. Then silence.

Pussy and anal are both available, which is generous. The creampie animation loops if you don't click away, and I won't lie, I let it loop. Elizabeth's moans are recycled from the teasing section, pitched up slightly. You'll notice. You'll wish you didn't.

There's supposed to be secrets hidden in the game. I found one. It was a different camera angle. Thrilling.

The whole thing feels like someone took Bioshock Infinite's character model, stripped the personality, and made her a sex doll with a pulse. Which, fine, that's the genre. But the game forgets she's supposed to be Elizabeth from Columbia. No tears, no dimension hopping, no "Booker catch" energy. Just a brunette with a ponytail and an open mouth.

I wanted a lighthouse. I got a blowjob. Not complaining, exactly. But I'm not not complaining.

the thing about Bus Adventures is you already know what you're getting. same girl, same uniform, same everything. it's literally the same game with a different number slapped on it. i respect the honesty honestly. no fake promises about "new content" or whatever.

the meter filling mechanic is still there. click and move your mouse. that's it. that's the gameplay. and look i'm not gonna pretend it's deep but sometimes you just want something that works without thinking. my wrist started hurting after a while though and nobody warned me about that. carpal tunnel from a porn game is a new low maybe.

the scenes unlock as you fill the meter and there's this bus driver fantasy thing going on with an asian girl in uniform. the blowjob scene hits different when you're half paying attention and suddenly the meter's full and you're like oh shit okay we're doing this now. cumshot at the end obviously. the 3d models are... there. they exist. not gonna win awards but they do the job. something about the eyes feels off but i can't explain it. maybe it's just me.

the sex minigame part is straightforward. no weird puzzles or hidden mechanics. just click and move. i appreciate that in a world where every adult game tries to be a full rpg with crafting systems and side quests. like bro i'm not here to manage inventory. but also maybe a little more variety wouldn't kill anyone? the meter fills the same way every time and by the third scene you're basically on autopilot. which i guess is the point but still.

found myself wondering about the bus driver's backstory. does he have a name? a family? probably not the intended takeaway from a hentai cg game but here we are.

The animation on the paizuri loop. That's where I got stuck. Not because it's good, it's janky as hell, her spine looks like it's made of wet cardboard. But the way those massive tits, and I mean MASSIVE, Kanu Unchou proportions dialed to eleven, just swallow the cock whole. There's a smear frame where her tongue lolls out and her eyes roll back and it's the most expressive thing in the entire minigame collection. The rest is just... functional. A series of loops you click through. Blowjob, deepthroat, doggystyle, the usual Ikkitousen hentai checklist. The facial abuse finale is less a reward and more a punctuation mark, a load of pixels that land with all the weight of a sneeze on a screen.

I wish the pussy grinding had any sense of impact. It's just two sprites rubbing together with a wet sound effect that sounds like someone stepping in mud. The uniform stays on for most of it, which, fine, school girl fetish and all, but the fabric doesn't even crease. It's painted on. The active tag is a lie, you're just picking the next position from a row of icons. She's the one doing all the work, that brunette battle vixen, and you're just a spectator with a fast forward button. The big cock model is the only thing with any real physics, flopping around with a weird, hypnotic weight. Spent way too long just watching it slap against her cheek in the facefuck scene. The sound design is a crime. Same three squelching loops, a moan that cuts off mid breath like a broken record.

Kanu Unchou, martial arts specialist, reduced to a set of orifices with boob physics. And yet. That one titfuck loop. The way her hands press them together, the slight jiggle when the tip emerges from the top. It's a broken, unpolished mess of a game, a quick fap for fans of the source material who don't care about things like "gameplay" or "anatomy". The doggystyle view is from an angle that makes her ass look like a beanbag chair. I clicked through it twice. Don't expect a game. It's a flipbook with cumshots. And that one titfuck loop. I'm still thinking about it.

The art in these Record of Lodoss War doujin games always gets me, that sharp 90s anime look with the thick lines and really specific shading on the hair. Deedlit’s blonde mane here is almost too shiny, like the artist spent three times as long on it compared to the grunts surrounding her. Which I guess is the point. You click through scenes of her getting absolutely wrecked by a gang of shadowy perverts, and the facial abuse stuff is dialed up to eleven, fluids plastered across her cheeks in a way that feels less erotic and more like a weird trophy display. I kept clicking though, because the creampie finish in the doggystyle loop has this one frame where her elf ears twitch and I’m a total sucker for that specific hentai detail you know the one, where the fantasy race traits get highlighted during the act.

But man, the gang bang setup here is just a conveyor belt of big cock silhouettes. No Parn, no rescue, just Deedlit on her knees doing a blowjob that cycles three animations before resetting. The threesome scene tries to mix it up with a spit roast but the positioning clips through her torso on the right side every single time. I tabbed out to check something on pixiv and almost forgot I had it running. The *** tag is blunt force, no buildup, which if you’re into Record of Lodoss War for the lore is gonna feel like a lost chapter written by someone who skimmed a wiki summary.

There’s a toggle for the oral cumshot that I wish had a volume slider because the sound is just a stock squelch on repeat. The fantasy setting is basically a dark room with some stone textures, which works for the whole hidden shadows vibe but I kept thinking about what a proper Lodoss forest background would add. For completionists, unlocking every variant means sitting through the same doggystyle loop about forty times. Deedlit’s expressions are the real unlock, that one where she’s humiliated but also defiant? That’s the stuff. If you’re just here to see an elf get facial abused and filled up, it delivers, no finesse.