The dot thing is gonna piss you off. Like, you have to keep your cursor on this tiny gray dot while Widowmaker does her thing, and if you slip? Animation stops. I spent actual money on this, more than I want to think about, because the gacha pulls for different scenes are brutal. The R34 energy is strong though, that blue skin and the way she looks down at you with that POV angle, it hits different when you're the one who survived her shot. The premise is she missed, which is already funny because Widowmaker doesn't miss, but whatever, now you're answering trivia questions to earn... her? The skill check is real, not just the dot tracking but remembering Overwatch lore while she's literally right there.

The BDSM undertones are what keep me pulling. She's got that cold brunette dominance, and the blowjob scene I unlocked after like twenty pulls has her maintaining eye contact the whole time, which, I mean, that's the whole point of the POV tag right? But then the next scene I got was just her standing there, barely animated, and I'm like, did I just drop another tenner for this? The gacha rates are probably rigged, I don't have proof but I have feelings. One pull gave me a duplicate of the same damn pose with slightly different lighting. Who does that?

The voice acting, if you can call it that, is just her French accent saying things like "You think you've earned this?" and honestly, yeah, I do, I answered all your stupid questions about her backstory that I definitely didn't look up on a wiki. The game doesn't explain the dot mechanic at all, you just have to figure out that your mouse is now the most important thing in your life. Sometimes I let it slip on purpose just to see her disappointed face again. That's probably not healthy. The whole thing runs in browser so no downloads, which is nice I guess, but also means it's always there, waiting, with its little gray dot and its expensive gacha pulls and its Widowmaker who somehow missed a point blank shot.

The sound design in this thing is something else. Not the music, that's just a loop of what I think is supposed to be the Sector 7 slums theme but played on a broken kazoo. I mean the wet noises. Every thrust, every bounce of those ridiculous tits, it's like someone is stirring a bowl of macaroni salad right next to your ear. And Tifa's moans? Look, I've spent way too many hours listening to hentai voice actresses try to sound like they're enjoying a prostate exam. This one actually sounds like she's mildly annoyed, like you just asked her to work a double shift at the bar. It's weirdly hot, honestly.

The animation is janky as hell. Her boobs move with the physics of a water balloon filled with cement, especially during the paizuri scene. You get her on her knees and it's like watching two wrecking balls having a seizure. But then the doggystyle scene starts and she arches her back and that pixelated ass is just... yeah, I forgot what I was complaining about. The flying tree frog in the corner of the screen just watches the whole time. Judging you. Or maybe cheering you on. Hard to tell with frogs.

One thing that bugs me, and it's stupid, is the cum effect. It just sort of appears on her face like a glitch. No build up, no spray, just a white texture that pops in. For a game all about humiliating her, you'd think they'd put more effort into the money shot. But then she licks her lips and makes that sound again, like she's unimpressed, and I'm back in. It's a mess. I played it four times.

I keep thinking about the queue. Not the game's queue, but the real one, outside the Apple store. I saw a line like that once in Shibuya, people wrapped around the block for a phone that was basically the same as the last one but with a better camera. This game gets that. The desperation. The willingness to debase yourself for shiny glass and titanium. Our heroine, some blonde with more ambition than shame, decides she's not waiting. She has a plan. The plan involves her mouth.

The mechanics are straightforward, maybe too straightforward. You click, she blows. Public spaces, which should feel risky, just feel like backdrops. A park bench, an alley, somewhere near the store probably. The cumshot animations are fine, I guess, but there's this weird delay sometimes between the action and the reaction that pulls you out. Like the game is buffering, but it's not. It's just... thinking. I wish the crowd would react more, or at all. They're just mannequins with phones. The irony is thick but probably accidental.

The Phone X itself, the object of all this messy worship, barely matters. It's a MacGuffin with a screen. You'd think there'd be some mechanic where you get closer to the goal, a meter filling up, a sense of transaction. But no, it's just a series of blowjob scenes with a blonde who looks vaguely like she's been copied from a dozen other games. The cumshot lands, the scene resets. There's no progression, no sense of earning the damn thing. Which, maybe that's the point? A commentary on the emptiness of consumer desire? I'm giving it too much credit. The public tag is wasted. It could have been a whole thing about exhibitionism and risk, but it's just a static image behind a looping animation. Still, I kept clicking. What does that say about me?

The whole thing runs in a browser tab, which means I can alt-tab to my actual job when the boss walks by, but the game itself looks like it was coded by a horny raccoon with a grudge against anti-aliasing. Not that I care. The maid outfit stays on for maybe forty seconds before it's gone, and then it's just a pile of limbs and fluids. The bukkake tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, like someone dumped a bucket of white paint on every single frame and called it a day.

There's this one scene where the girl is on her knees and the camera keeps cutting to her face while three or four guys take turns, and the cumshot physics are so janky it looks like she's being attacked by sentient yogurt. I laughed, then I kept clicking. The handjob minigame is just you dragging your mouse up and down until a meter fills, and if you mess up the rhythm she gives you this dead-eyed stare that made me feel genuinely bad for about two seconds. Then the gangbang starts and I forgot what I was complaining about.

The story is whatever. You're in a house, everyone's fucking, the girls are counting cocks like it's a competitive sport. I think one of them says something about satisfaction but the text is so badly translated it reads like a fortune cookie written by a pervert. The facial animations are frozen mid-blink half the time, which gives every scene this uncanny mannequin energy. Honestly I'd rather have that than some uncanny valley 3D render. The audio is just wet slapping sounds on a loop and a girl moaning like she's trying to remember her PIN number. I've played worse. I've also played better. The replay value is basically zero unless you're into seeing the same cumshot from three slightly different angles, which, fair enough, I am.

Right, so the beat drops and it's just Goombella getting railed in perfect time with this chiptune that's way catchier than it has any right to be. The whole thing loops, maybe 30 seconds, and I swear I watched it cycle like twenty times before I even realized. The rhythm of the thrusts matches the bassline exactly. Her little mushroom cap bounces on the downbeat. It's hypnotic.

The animation is deliberately janky, like a Newgrounds flash from 2005 that someone made in a weekend and forgot to polish. But that's the charm, right? Her eyes go wide every time the tempo picks up and there's this one frame where her mouth makes a perfect O that I can't stop thinking about. The anal segment starts at the loop point and the transition is so abrupt it almost made me laugh except I was too busy... yeah. The cumshot is pixelated. Of course it is. What did I expect, 4K splatter effects?

Wish the loop was longer. Or that there was a way to pause on specific frames without the music stuttering. The audio keeps going even when you tab away which is annoying when you're trying to, you know, multitask. The blowjob part only lasts like eight seconds and then it's straight back to the pounding. No buildup. Just rhythm rhythm rhythm and then it resets. My brain is broken now. I hear the melody when I close my eyes. Goombella's expression never changes except for that one O-face frame and somehow that makes it hotter? Like she's just accepting her fate in this eternal musical fuck-loop. The gumba enemy sprite shows up for half a second in the background and I still don't know why. Maybe it's watching. Maybe I'm overthinking a 30-second porn parody of Super Mario.

The whole thing feels like someone took a hentai OVA from 2006 and stripped out the plot, leaving only the fap material. Miku is there, red hair, big tits, that vacant anime stare. You click her clothes off. That's it. No build up, no dialogue, just a doll you undress. The bikini comes off first, then the maid outfit if you switch, maybe the secretary look. Each one is just a texture swap on the same body. Her tits don't even jiggle when you click them, which for a game about clicking a naked anime girl is kind of the whole point.

I kept thinking about old flash games on Newgrounds, the ones where you'd click a girl's skirt and she'd blush. This has less charm. There's a blowjob scene if you click her mouth enough times, and a cumshot that lands on her face like a sticker. The lingerie set is just the bikini with different colors. I don't know why I expected more. Maybe because the title says F-series, like it's part of some legendary line of porn games. It's not. It's one screen, one girl, maybe five animations total.

The sound is just a loop of wet noises that don't match what's happening. You'll hear a squelch when you click her shoulder. It's weird. And the pussy, once you get her naked, is just a pink smudge. No detail, no reaction. She doesn't moan or move. You can click her clit and she just stares at you like a mannequin. I guess that's the appeal for some people, but I wanted at least a little personality. Even a tsundere line would've helped. Something. Instead it's just Miku, naked, waiting for you to finish. And you will finish, because that's what the game is for. But it's like jerking off to a poster. Technically works, but you feel hollow after.

The locker room smells like stale sweat and cheap deodorant, that specific gym funk that clings to everything. Jenny's on her knees before you can even process the door clicking shut. No setup, no pretense. Just blonde hair pulled back, those ridiculous tits practically spilling out of her sports bra, and this look that says she's been thinking about this since your last set of squats. The whole "story" from part one? Gone. Poof. This is the literary equivalent of skipping the foreword and going straight to the dog-eared pages.

Left arrow, right arrow. That's the whole mechanical depth here. Switching between angles like flipping channels on a very specific, very pornographic television. One moment you're looking down at her working the shaft, the next you've got a side view of those lips stretched around you. The pov shifts are jarring in a way that reminds me of reading Bataille, how he'd abruptly change perspective mid-sentence to make you uncomfortably aware of your own gaze. Except here it's just... convenient camera placement. The cumshot trigger is basically the only interactive decision that matters, and even that feels predetermined by how long you've been edging the scene transitions.

The gym instructor tag is doing some heavy lifting for what's essentially a blowjob simulator with extra steps. There's something almost honest about how little it pretends to be anything else. No grinding for affection points, no dialogue trees about her childhood dreams. Just a woman who apparently really enjoys the taste of post-workout cock. The big cock model clips through her cheek slightly during the deeper scenes, which I noticed and now can't un-notice. It's like finding a typo in your favorite smutty paperback, that tiny imperfection that somehow makes the whole thing more endearing. Or maybe I'm just rationalizing lazy rigging. Probably that.

Karen's boobs don't bounce right. That's the thing that got stuck in my brain while clicking through this. I've been digging through old chip albums on Bandcamp, the really crusty ones where the compression artifacts are basically another instrument, and this game has that same energy. Deliberately crusty. The animation loops are like a broken gif from 2004 and honestly? That's the whole vibe. It's not trying to be smooth. It's trying to be a pixelated mess where a woman with impossibly round tits rubs them on your dick while making a face like she's reading a tax form.

The titfuck scene is the main event obviously. You click. Things happen. There's a cumshot that looks like someone spilled whiteout on the screen. I don't know what I expected. The blowjob segment feels like an afterthought, like the developer remembered mouths exist and quickly added it in. The sound design is nonexistent except for this one wet squelch that plays on loop and after three minutes I wanted to tear my headphones off but also I didn't stop. What does that say about me.

I wish the hair had more frames of animation. The tits get all the attention, four whole frames of jiggle, but her ponytail is just... frozen. Static. Like it's afraid to move. That's never getting patched and I know it. The whole thing runs in browser, no fuss, just a tab you close when you're done and then you stare at your ceiling wondering why Bandcamp doesn't have a section for this kind of thing. They have vaporwave. They have noise compilations of literal static. Why not deliberately broken hentai games with chiptune sensibilities. There's an audience. I'm the audience. The Karen character says she doesn't like romance and honestly same, let's just get to the part where her massive pixel tits envelop everything. No foreplay. No talking. Just the loop. The endless, janky loop.

Fucking numbers. They're everywhere in this thing, floating around these two blonde chicks who keep taking their clothes off. The real model thing is weird because you can tell they're actual people but the whole setup feels like a fever dream I had after scrolling through too many gacha pull videos. You match numbers on top and bottom layers, that's the logic part, but my brain stopped doing math about thirty seconds in when the first tit popped out.

The striptease mechanic is basically just a reward for not being a complete idiot with basic pattern matching. Match the numbers, clothes come off. Simple. Except sometimes the numbers don't line up the way you expect and you're sitting there like a degenerate trying to figure out if 7 and 7 are actually the same number when they're on different layers. They are. I checked. Multiple times. For science.

Got to the threesome part eventually and honestly the blowjob scene caught me off guard because I was so focused on the stupid number puzzle I forgot why I was playing. The blonde on the left has this look that says she knows exactly what she's doing and the other one just goes along with it. The strip sequences are choppy as hell though, like someone animated it in between checking their phone. But that almost makes it hotter? Like finding a dirty magazine with pages stuck together in a way that feels more real than the polished stuff. The logic puzzles get harder but who cares, I'm just trying to see what happens when both layers hit zero. Spoiler: exactly what you think happens.